There isn't, but having your brother march in and 'accusing' you of masturbating when you're not (or even when you are).. Well, I sure wouldn't like that, if only because it's none of his goddamn business.

Masturbating is just fine, but it's more of a private thing, don't you think?

Whoa whoa, just who's marching into a bedroom here. Somebody's making this sound more awkward than it is.

Regardless, it's still pretty awkward.

Exactly - OK, it's a little embarrassing, but ultimately, what do you care if he thinks you were masturbating? If he keeps on about it, print out his internet history and pin it to the fridge.

If someone did that to me, they'd find out that I go to FML way too much.

34 FTW!!!!!

Your picture is so SICK!!! Can I Haz? haha

hey not all Americans are like that :/ don't paint a picture with one brush.

win xD

and u must be a red neck american who gets a kick outta the whole incest thing, come on, u must think canadiens live in igloos too. god your country is moronic. canadiens are taught about pretty much every country yet you ppl are obsessed with your own, no wonder everyone is trying to bomb your stupid asses.

woah! no! hold up 36! no need to rip on Canada, you don't see anyone ripping on your fat American ass. the reason I'm ripping on you? kicks. not too much fun to be stereotyped is it. get out of the stone age jackass.

I'm from buffalo new York. I consider myself an honorary Canadian lol.

Ahh 47 is so right, and Canadians understand British English too, so it's all good!

omigosh, I live an hour away from you!!