Baseless assumptions

By afafakfhsg - 19/02/2011 00:19 - United States

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Today, I was in bed, about to fall asleep, when I remembered something funny. While trying not to laugh, I started grunting and biting my lip, when suddenly my brother walked by my door. He refuses to believe that I wasn't masturbating. FML
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Peasanthunter_fml 0

Trying to use fml to help in your cover story is a horrible plan.

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rebekahmarie 0

...So lying in your bed laughing automatically means you're masturbating?

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redbellylizard 0

If i was there, you would b doing more then just biting ur lip ;)

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jwidmayer 4

close the door and lock it since you apparently still live at home... next time might be your parents- try telling them you were holding in a laugh.

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katieebug 0

wait, you started grunting?? hahahaha :D

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Cenobyte 10

Sounds to me like you were masturbating. Tell your brother to mind his own business.

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myselfami 1

I hope you learned your lesson from this. Just laugh next time.

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mattxhavoc 2

Who's brother comes in when he hears their sister grunting? FYL.

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TobyFunke 3

"Today, I wrote a FMLife post to convince my brother that I wasnt masturbating" Why would you try to hold in mild laughter while in bed alone, why would you grunt and bite your lip trying to hold in laughter. I honestly had to hold in laughter in bed last night because of something I thought of, but I was in bed with my girlfriend who was already asleep, so there was a point to holding it in. All I did was shake back and forth and make barely audible sounds. You got caught masturbater!

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xx000o 27

Why should you care what he thinks. If you were masturbating; then you were masturbating. If you were laughing; then you were laughing. Bottom line, it just doesn't make any difference

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Raynes_worlde 0

Bahahahahaha definite fail (did I use it correctly I don't wanna start another word war sheesh) if I were you I'd take my brother to a therapist for "walking by your door suddenly"

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