Bathroom break

By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 02:31 - United States

Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting for me outside the stall. They did a slow clap for me. FML
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perdix 29

Usually, this would be the opening of porno flick, but the sounds and smells of your explosive diarrhea managed to make a group of teenage boys go limp.

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Xythenol 6

Damn. Must've been one epic shit to deserve a slow clap.

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clojo1112 0

IDEA: go in the girl's bathroom dumbass.

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gmor 0

obviously theres a reason she couldn't that's the main point of the fml.... dumbass

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nightDREAMERms 6

O.o I hear stories like this all the time but can't really imagine it. I've never accidentally gone into the boy's restroom. Lol. Actually, I'm a bit paranoid about it and check everytime to make sure it's the door with the little triangle and circle head- even if I've used that particular one a dozen times.

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coledude919 0

That doesn't always work, at my school there is no signs on the doors. Actually there are no doors just a short hallway. Many times have I walked in on people changing very awkward as I am a guy.

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emodude44 0

Did you make noises? They might have thought you were "playing with yourself."

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fjretsel 1

is it loose thats why you had diarrhea. Are you one of their cheerleaders?

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phatdaddy62 23

Jeeeez Let it Rip, Let it Roll, and walk out with your chin up!!

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grandpaearthling 2

damn girl that sucks. be happy that they didn't hold a iPhone over the stall door, video your splash down, then post it online. that would truly be an FML.

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