Health: Bathroom break

Bathroom break

By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 02:31 - United States

Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting for me outside the stall. They did a slow clap for me. FML

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By minnie - 28/08/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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By Xander - 02/11/2022 16:00 - Canada - Whitehorse

Today, I was on a bus with a whole bunch of athletes at a ski competition. I had to go to the bathroom, so I walked to the back and I let the floodgates open up. When I came out, everyone who was at the back of the bus near the bathroom had moved to the front because the smell was so putrid. Everyone was staring at me. FML

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By Churizmo - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at a party and I really had to use the bathroom. There were 30-40 people talking outside the door, so I thought it would be ok to make some noise. Just as I'm about to begin having explosive diarrhea, everyone fell silent as my dad began to pray for our meal. FML

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By maniac11 - 11/10/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML

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By GoDiarrhea - 04/03/2010 18:52 - Argentina

Today, I came down with sudden diarrhea while at taekwondo practice. I discreetly called my dad for a pickup, but on our way out, he told my instructor that I had to go because I was "shitting my pants with fear". He did this in front of all my classmates. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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Leaked

By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I had some pretty bad stomach pain, so I went to the bathroom. After a few minutes, two girls walked in, taking stalls next to me. That's when my farts began to get very large and explosive. Not only did they break into laughter, they waited for me to come out. FML

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Shy pooper

By privatebathroomneeded - 16/12/2014 19:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I'm extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML

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By please leave... - 13/02/2013 19:33 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I have problems going when other people are there, so I waited until everyone left. Two girls noticed I was taking a long time, and started giggling and throwing notes under the door asking if I was alive. This continued for half an hour. FML

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perdix 29

Tuesday 21 December 2010 9:10

Usually, this would be the opening of porno flick, but the sounds and smells of your explosive diarrhea managed to make a group of teenage boys go limp.

Xythenol 6

Tuesday 21 December 2010 9:13

Damn. Must've been one epic shit to deserve a slow clap.

Comments

grandpaearthling 2

Tuesday 21 December 2010 10:21

shit shitty shit shitty shit shit sharoo I'm in the boys room just going poo shit shitty shit shitty shit shit sharee oh how I wish I just had to pee

grandpaearthling 2

Tuesday 21 December 2010 10:47

shitty shitty bang bang we love you too

TheBananaTheif 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 19:11

That was such a fail, the only reason I'm commenting is to enlighten you on how you should stop trying.

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 21 December 2010 10:55

They probably had mad respect for that wicked slam dunk you just pulled on that toilet.

pepelapew 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 10:57

diarrhea cha cha cha

zenti 2

Tuesday 21 December 2010 11:32

It would have been hilarious if someone had given you a dozen roses and placed a tiara on your head. Go ahead, wave to the crowd!

caits13 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 4:45

or a tp sash.

robc32ca 4

Tuesday 21 December 2010 12:12

how was using the boys bathroom faster than using the girls? in all the schools I've been in they are within 20 feet. I think you wanted to use the boys room instead!

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Tuesday 21 December 2010 13:15

wow. now you've gone & ruined the bball team's belief that girls don't poop. happy?

tygerarmy 35

Tuesday 21 December 2010 13:21

If it was that epic of a shit be happy you used the boys bathroom. They gave you a slow clap, girls would've just made fun of you. And in my high school the bathrooms were in locker rooms on opposite sides of the gym. And outside they alternated floors.