Beat it

By Morrowindwhore - 10/08/2009 22:22 - United Kingdom

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Today, a friend of mine was talking about how he'd spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty. I piped up and said "Oh yeah! Well I've spent well over 300 hours on Morrowind! Beat that!" To which he replied, "I've had sex. Beat that!" I couldn't. FML
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Nothingness1 3

Lol, just lie and say you have too, but it was hot. ;]

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jennayyydoll 0

WOW. This is the lamest thing I have ever heard. I love games and all. I play them a lot. But hell I would much rather have sex with my boyfriend. You need to get laid.

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Random_Name 0

haha i totally agree.. and morrowind sucks anyway... lol... at least waste your time on a good game...

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HFcinfinity 0

oblivion is better and op your life sucks dude lol have and 3some with 2 women and you will beat him :P

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Deathbreak 0

Well, I've also put in 100+ hours on morrowind. I know you did "have sex" but it was in morrowind with mods. Mods are... amazing.

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wheat_thin 0

I've spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty, over 300 hours on Morrowind, AND had sex. BEAT THAT!

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CherryNinja2 0

Ok it's one thing if he said he had sex and played Call of duty for 30 hours... it's another thing that you couldn't even at least come up with a lie to beat that!

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skylinediver 0

Call of Duty is a ******* horrible game. Your friend probably had sex with some ugly fat chick AND he plays shitty games. What a life.

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TheRedWaterbug 0

I'll bet you're still wondering why you haven't had sex, as you play your 350th hour.

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Rincewind_fml 0

I definitely re-installed Morrowind after reading this. It was good.

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