Benefits

By Fitz - 05/05/2009 12:22 - United States

Today, I overheard my mother and sister talking so I stopped to eavesdrop. I recently enlisted in the Marines, and they were talking about what they would do with the money if I died. FML
I agree, your life sucks 184 929
You deserved it 14 284

Same thing different taste

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that is so messed up...and someone YDI this... I feel for ya

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How is this an FML? You are going into a dangerous profession in which you just may die. You actually should talk to your family about what should happen in the event that you die.

Wow... that blows. Regardless, thanks for serving our country! I'm glad you chose the Marines, at least twelve of my relatives are/were Marines.. they're the best! Good luck with your enlistment and be safe! Ooorah!

taosis 0

The same thing happend to me cept with my daughter

najma95 0

thats soooo sad :'( btw i accidently pressed you deserved it....sry

Just change your will. Under their names have a letter given to them. In the letter, tell them to go **** themselves.

awww man that sucks try to get to some high rank say a sergent or captain or something then give all the money and it will be alot more to a beetroot or something

Semper Fi dude. and for those saying everyone thinks about it.. I sure as hell don't. my cousins were talking to me about what they'll get when my grandparents die, i was like what the ****?! I've never thought about that, and I hope I don't. God damn thats just... horrible. id say like everyone else, give it to charity. If 100 g's is what it is (holy shit thats a lota dough) than ya, give it to charity, but a legitimate one. and NOT everyone thinks about that. seriously. cold hearted assholes. or you can leave it to your dad (if he's still around) but not to an animal cuz then its pretty much given to your sis and mom.

Fitz831 0

Guys I want to clear something up, I posted this and they were mostly kidding and I posted it because it was funny. They both respect my decision and are very proud not selfish and evil lol i don't belive they were hoping for it lmao -Semper Fi

The OP's user name is "Fitz" and you are "Fitz831". So who the **** are you?? You must either be the mother or the sister. lol