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By anonymous - 23/01/2012 15:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML

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By ohno - 14/09/2010 23:30 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She breaks down in tears as she tells me she's been sleeping with her co-worker for the past year. FML

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You deserved it 3 230

By Anonymous - 28/03/2011 02:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 940

You deserved it 4 147

News to me

By Liav - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I took my "girlfriend" to a nice restaurant to celebrate our first month anniversary, only to find out she didn't even know we're dating, but only "friends who have sex sometimes." FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 209

You deserved it 1 903

By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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You deserved it 4 271

By just_friends - 27/10/2010 17:19 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML

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You deserved it 3 597

By Whosthegroom - 13/05/2011 01:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML

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You deserved it 3 672

We're on a break

By col - 04/09/2020 01:56

Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML

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You deserved it 153

Nope

By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 16:00

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML

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You deserved it 159

Break it off

By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 02:00

Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML

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You deserved it 143

By Limalia - 24/01/2011 21:00 - Switzerland

Today, one week after my girlfriend berated me for not being invested enough in our relationship, I proposed to her. Her answer? "I meant give me an orgasm, not a ring!" FML

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You deserved it 10 643

gojira666 7

Monday 23 January 2012 20:19

^ holy ****...bitter much

shoopd 19

Tuesday 24 January 2012 0:10

138 - "been married for almost a year and have a 6 month old daughter" Your oh so long marriage record AND the fact that you were pregnant AT LEAST 3 months before you got married CLEARLY shows that you are the *perfect* person to give advice on this subject!

Comments

Awsumuzzie 12

Monday 23 January 2012 19:42

That is the weirdest way to get out of a commitment. I feel as if she's seeing if she can "break up" that way. If it's been a year and you guys haven't at least introduced each other as a couple, something is wrong. But then again I don't know anything about those kinds of relationships.

juicifer 0

Monday 23 January 2012 19:42

You can't turn a ho into a housewife....

Johnny6speed 0

Monday 23 January 2012 20:06

Nice quote from my man Project Pat. "Don't save her, she don't wanna be saved"

atomicbaboon 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 5:26

yes you can. you just add "usewife"

buddyguyfriend 1

Monday 23 January 2012 19:46

Perfect example of why the divorce rate is through the roof! After 1 year you knew 100% that u wanted to spend the rest of ur life with her? I'd say you have no idea! It's called lust not love! Wait for the lust part to settle and then you'll know when ur in love!

Awsumuzzie 12

Monday 23 January 2012 20:40

How long does it take for lust to wear off, doc? By the way, judging by your name, I wouldn't give relationship advise, dr. friend zone.

buddyguyfriend 1

Tuesday 24 January 2012 19:01

Hey funny hat lady. From the looks of it, it's not wearing off anytime soon. And what, I was suppose to feel sorry for this tool?! People like this pussy is why divorce is through the roof. And stupid little ***** like you help to drive all this shit!