Embarrassing, Drunk and Work: Best time - FML

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By Username - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France

Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 04:44 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my boss held my hair while I threw up. It's day two on the job. FML

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By notsober - 20/03/2012 05:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. About 2 hours later, he got to hold my hair while I puked, also for the first time. FML

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Out of pocket

By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 03:30 - India - Kannur

Today, I woke up in my boss’s sofa. I was covered in vomit, my head was hurting too much, and the only thing I could remember from the party the day before was that I was holding hands with my boss. I thought the story ended there but turns out I bit him on the neck, not once, not twice, but thrice. FML

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This good enough for ya?

By pukishgirl - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - India

Today, my boss was skeptical when I told her I had a terrible migraine and needed to go home for the day early. I removed all her doubts by puking over her. FML

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Never do this

By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 06:18 - United States - Cranford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

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By kady - 04/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML

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Poor me

By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 03:00

Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML

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By Stupid Drunk - 22/12/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML

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By gb739 - 19/01/2014 17:31 - United States

Today, I called my boss and said, "I have been awake since 3 a.m. throwing up." He replied, "Great, see you at 9." and hung up. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

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gmor 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 19:02

ooo dear 

zombehunter 2

Tuesday 19 October 2010 19:13

I guess he can only get a girl to love him when they are drunk. oh he forgot to mention that you guys got it on as well :)

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mshizzle 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 23:49

weirdddddd....

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Tuesday 19 October 2010 23:54

Business buzzed: Learn it, then live it.

Seelu 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 0:01

Hope you know that when you're drunk you're more prone to tell the truth then to lie! Good luck.

nan_m7 1

Wednesday 20 October 2010 3:10

well?? is it true? do u like him or what?

persimmon 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 4:02

NEVER get drunk with someone you have big secrets from!!! this especially applies to coworkers: flat out never get drunk with them if you're hiding anything ..

underyourbreath 8

Wednesday 20 October 2010 4:27

HAHA!! This is crazy on so many levels. a) You got blackout in from of your boss. b) You didn't get fired for it. c) Your boss would hold your hair back while you prayed to the porcelain gods. d) You didn't get fired for it. e) You drunkenly professed your love for him - true or not - which takes awkwardly crossing the professional line to the next level. f) You didn't get fired for it! Wonderful story, you have a very understanding and friendly boss.

MagicGiraffe 12

Wednesday 20 October 2010 4:36

Ya I want to find out what's next too! this is like a soap opera, Maybe OP's boss held OPs evil twins hair yet OP loves her boss but she is pregnant with the bosses brothers triplets : O

a_girl_i_know 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 5:37

awkward...

driftability 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 6:49

He was just there to stare at your bum.

elmorous 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 8:06

aawwwaahhhhhawloh ... I've loved you ... huhhhawwaaaawhhhhhhlahhhlol ... forever ... gwahhhlahhhowfl absolutely romantic. if he's holding your hair, he definitely has feelings for you.

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Today, the city shut off our water, because they said we didn't pay the bill. Turns out, it was sitting on their desk the whole time. I guess sending someone out to turn off our water was easier than checking to see if we'd actually paid the bill. FML

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Today, one of my managers explained to me, very slowly and loudly, what a pallet jack is for. I've been at the warehouse for 6 months now and was actively using a pallet jack at the time. FML

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