Biker troubles

By Crotch_Rocket_Rider - 06/10/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, when approaching a stop light on my motorcycle, I went to extend my left leg as usual to balance when stopped. Apparently my shoelace loop got wrapped around the shift lever and "tied" my shoe to the bike. It's hard to look cool when you fall over for no apparent reason at a stoplight. FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0

Well at least you tried... I would have just watched and said FHL to the person inside

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DameGreyWulf 0

...You ride crotch rockets? Or should I dig my mind out of the gutter? Anyway... Pictured this and laughed hard.

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technobutterfly 0

You probably ride a cheap scooter. If it was a nice bike the smart thing to do would be to wear leather boots. If not you're a complete idiot and YDI.

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rc024 0

O man...i hate that..i ride a bike and sum times no matter how cool your bike is,it cant always be cool enuff for both of you hahaha sucks to be you but hey shit happens right? And to those of you saying 'why didnt you put ur other foot down?' there is a very good answer..once the bike is leanin to one side..you cant push woth the other foot cause it would just make the bike fall faster...its called gravity...think b4 you talk

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movies12 0

Hey at lease that's all that happend to u. My boyfriend was riding his motorcycle crashed into a tree, now he has a metal jaw, u can feel the nails when u press down on his jaw. So be thankful, u could of gotten really hurt.

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Bullshet 0

Yeah. Riding a crotch rocket with sneakers on is really hot. It just screams "I'm desparate to look badass so I can pick up girls, but all I have is a crotch rocket that really sounds like a five-year-old's remote control car instead of a real motorcycle." The guys that really amuse me are the ones that wear their little backpacks while their riding along on their glorified hairdryer. Dorks. Get a real bike, like a Harley, if you wanna be cool. Oh, and get boots, too.

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Blackthorn199 0

im gonna use another persons comment here, "theres nothing sadder than a guy who goes out and buys a chopper, leather vest, and bowl helmet and thinks hes a badass." choppers are for old 40 year old rednecks who think there badass cause they ride a motorcycle that makes a really loud sound and there outlaws just like the guy on there favorite tv show sons of anarchy, when really there just what i said previously, old rednecks. Streetbikes are for guys who like riding bikes that perform well and actually go fast when you pull the throttle

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Bullshet 0

That's really funny, because crotch rockets are just for 20-somethings that think as long as they own a "motorcycle" they're cool, even if it's really just an oversized child's toy. And it's even better if you zip in and out of traffic thinking you own the road. "ZOMG I can pull the throttle and go so fast!!!1!!" Yeah, real badass there, especially with the sneakers. But at the end of the day, you're still a douchebag.

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Bullshet 0

I'm just saying, you already looked pretty stupid as it is.

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Gixxer2k4 0

Number 43 you sir are a douche bag harley rider. Ask yourself this "If Harley Davidson made an airplane would you fly in it"? It always makes me laugh when yall come thru with this above everybody else attitude. Not my fault you over paid for a bike that handles like a brick on wheels. Yesterdays technology at tomorrow's prices. Harley Davidson - Years of colossal engineering of converting gas to noise with no sufficient power.

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Bullshet 0

Yeah, like practically laying down on top of this big piece of plastic is just so much better!!!1 Please, feel free to to ride your little toys all you want. Just keep in mind that you don't look cool or badass because you own a "motorcycle" and can go crazy fast with it. You just look like a desperate douche who's trying to hard.

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Einstein714 0

we call crotch rocket riders organ donors cause that's all that's left after you crash em, idiot

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vendeep 9

Same thing happened to me dude, but luckily I was able to rip it out in time....

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hannah_elizabeth_fml 7

1. Harleys are stupid- thank you #45 2. unless your new at ridding, you should have known to tuck in your laces 3. for all the fags that ride with flip flops, get off the ******* road, you are the organ donors

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allmidnighteyes 10

I dunno what you're talking about. Flip-flops, 70's style track shorts, and a fanny pack are a TRUE biker's garb.

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