Biker troubles

By Crotch_Rocket_Rider - 06/10/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, when approaching a stop light on my motorcycle, I went to extend my left leg as usual to balance when stopped. Apparently my shoelace loop got wrapped around the shift lever and "tied" my shoe to the bike. It's hard to look cool when you fall over for no apparent reason at a stoplight. FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0

Well at least you tried... I would have just watched and said FHL to the person inside

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DameGreyWulf 0

...You ride crotch rockets? Or should I dig my mind out of the gutter? Anyway... Pictured this and laughed hard.

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CucpakeKIsses 0

haha you would be from Illinois XD If I saw that I'd crack up.

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Bullshet 0

46: It's pretty obvious you've never road one before. As if practically laying forward going 60+ mph is so much better. By all means, if you prefer crotch rockets, go ahead. Just don't expect to look even remotely badass on one. 

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foobarbaz 0

Firstly, it's ridden one, not road one. You dumbass. Secondly, Harleys are gay. You dumbass. Thirdly, tassles on handlebars of Harleys are turbomegagay. You dumbass. I hope you die.

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Bullshet 0

Aren't you smart? "Turbomegagay" was a great touch. If you want to nit pick about my typos, please, feel free to waste your time if it boosts your confidence. Or you could be even more productive and go play in traffic, because I can tell you have nothing intelligent to say here.

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Redrosesandrain 0

no, it's not. it's what all the cool people are doing. that, and tripping over unseen objects.

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LeStab 4

ooh i hope you were ok :)

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blastvortex 3

Crash and burn, Mave. Crash and burn. That's gotta sting. >.< Road rash sucks (except for the game, that is).

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J_man86 0

don't worry dude. i rip my jeans all the time cuz my pant leg catches on the foot peg. although i'd sooner rip my jeans than lay my bike over.

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sliverstorm 0

Happened to me a little while back, and I had a passenger too. Fortunately she was quick on her feet and dismounted, and I somehow caught myself without any injuries. Gotta be careful of those shoelaces. If you're wearing sneakers, stop doing that. If you're wearing boots w/ laces like me, tuck them in or make sure they aren't too long.

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besad_fml 0

i get $10 bucks if i say this Constipated Overweighted Out of style Loser So you are very cool OP. :)

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razol 0

I do not mean to sound like a jerk, but you should wear proper rising gear, which included boots without laces. Proper rising boots are lacceless and include a slip resistant sole.

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