Miscellaneous: Bingo!

Bingo!

By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, we had bingo. Three rounds into it a group behind me started to yell, "BINGO, BINGO!" I looked around and saw no one was coming to verify that they had a bingo, so I turned around and said "Stand up." The girl was a dwarf, and she was standing up. FML

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You deserved it 14 473

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By greenhide8 - 28/05/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 011

You deserved it 46 116

By Anonymous - 11/08/2012 14:20 - United Kingdom - Bishops Stortford

Today, my social anxiety hit a new low. I was playing bingo and, although I won, I didn't shout "bingo" because I thought too many people would look at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 495

You deserved it 8 898

By saraleerocha - 02/11/2010 06:20 - France

Today, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there was still people there. I kept saying next, but no one moved. I finally looked over the counter where there was a lady who had been standing there the whole time. She was a midget. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 875

You deserved it 14 319

By Anonymous - 20/02/2016 08:21 - United States - Pomona

Today, I went to a bingo club with my gran and won the second game and a butthurt old lady accused me of cheating. I ended up being taken aside by an apologetic member of staff and asked to leave. I'm still trying to figure out how you can even cheat at bingo. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 923

You deserved it 1 452

By janedoe - 12/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

I agree, your life sucks 91 809

You deserved it 12 748

By frenchy - 06/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 125

You deserved it 55 451

Bingo is serious business

By earlytermination - 06/09/2015 03:31 - United States

Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 086

You deserved it 2 461

By winner winner chicken dinner - 26/09/2018 05:00

Today, I finally won at bingo after playing every Thursday night for months. It was a $750 bingo. I split with 85 other winners. My share was $8. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 759

You deserved it 631

By ballthlete - 06/09/2015 04:55 - United States - Edmond

Today, the girl I like at work surprised me in the otherwise empty break room. She caught me taking part in what might as well have been the Ball-Scratching Olympics. I didn't notice she was behind me until she cleared her throat to get my attention. Shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 459

You deserved it 13 145

Move!

By Mogg - 18/12/2009 08:42 - Australia

Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 015

You deserved it 3 272

f_alltheirlives 3

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:03

Did she use her big girl voice?

screwtaylor 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:06

She's not a midget! She's fun sized.

Comments

beany212 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:53

Little person. But munchkin works too, Dorothy.

waterynuggets 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:59

Your life isn't ******, it was just a..small mistake.

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 27 August 2009 3:01

Hehehe.

pinkpoproxx 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 3:11

At DMS, playing bingo is a euphemism for sex ^_^.

crazeh_monkeh 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 4:01

waitwaitwait... You're telling me that this FML wasn't about having sex with a dwarf? Great. Now I have to go find some good dwarf ****.

posampo 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 12:58

trust me it exists, and its so funny

orlandogirl4life 11

Thursday 27 August 2009 3:19

lmao. oh well. honest mistake. im sure she wasnt too fazed

plexico 3

Thursday 27 August 2009 3:28

I thought the right term depended on whether you were talking about a Hobbit or an Oompa-Loompa.

bloodyhell9398 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 3:29

who plays bingo??

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 27 August 2009 3:36

midgets play bingo

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 27 August 2009 4:04

They gamble out in Reno

CyclonePsycho 1

Thursday 27 August 2009 4:19

Is that a song? If not, it should be. Those replies just flow too well with each other. D:

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 27 August 2009 4:31

Where a man plays a piano

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 27 August 2009 4:40

rofl. ...in the middle of the Alamo

allmidnighteyes 10

Thursday 27 August 2009 4:57

That makes me want to turn comments from FML into shitty indie music The hipsters would eat it up with their 20 word coffee orders and mobile blogging.