Bingo!

By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, we had bingo. Three rounds into it a group behind me started to yell, "BINGO, BINGO!" I looked around and saw no one was coming to verify that they had a bingo, so I turned around and said "Stand up." The girl was a dwarf, and she was standing up. FML
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screwtaylor 0

She's not a midget! She's fun sized.

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potaty93 0

The word midget is highly offensive and makes you sound ignorant. You might want to you a more friendly and actually politically correct word.

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

Erm, **** you and **** political correctness. She was a midget, plain and simple, just like retards are retards and not "mentally challenged". Political correctness and the whole euphemism threadmill can suck dwarf balls.

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shotgun_girl 17

I bet you are not a midget and are someone who takes offense on behalf of others. I bet the woman was not offended and may in fact be MORE offended by the term little person.

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vampiregal16rulz 5

I was in math class and there is one boy Danny, who is very short so the teacher repeaditly called his name until Mike, who sat three rows away and in front of me, goes "Dan, stand up." with out looking then Danny goes "I am!" Mike : "Oh. ha ha." but it was okay since they were friends.

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Gummybears4life 0

dont call her a midget SHE HAD DWARFISM! So A. this isnt an FML on your part and B. learn respect for other people

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ROFLSinURfaceNOO 0

srsly lol midgets are midgets whether u call them dwarves, little ppl, midgets, and there funny, im good mates with a midget n he govs it to himself bout bein short, so y dont u keep ur comments to urself, this was a funny fml n u cant change that haha

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Dilwann 27

Call people what they are and stop whining. Short people are midgets, African Americans are black, overweight people are fat and/or obese. Giving it different names doesn't make the meaning that much different. It's not offensive, because it's not MEANT offensive. Jeesh, stop overreacting.

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k99 5

Dude,being called a little person is more hurtful than midget. It points out your different. And dwarf sounds like some mythological creature from Lord Of The Rings. I'm not a midget but I punch out any who called me a 'little' person. Midgets that allow themselves to be called midgets are much cooler than a 'dwarf' and people actually want to hang out with them. Midgets that get 'so offended' of being called midget are usually almost as annoying as self righteous atheists(Not all atheists, just the annoying type). FYL you didn't know and all the 'politically correct' people can suck it!

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