Customers and Work: Bitchy

Bitchy

By Anonymous - 29/12/2013 21:04 - United States - Bolingbrook

Today, I was mopping the floor at the hotel I work at. Before I could react, a gentleman stormed through the corridor and slipped and fell on the still wet floor. He complained to the owner, who bitched me out just to satisfy the guy. FML

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You deserved it 4 001

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2021 03:59

Today, I cleaned the two staircases at the hotel where I work. Five minutes later, someone complained they were dirty. Someone had dropped soda and got mud all over them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 905

You deserved it 66

By ms98 - 05/08/2014 04:52 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 754

You deserved it 3 684

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By clumsyandhungry - 15/09/2010 04:24 - United States

Today, we were closing the restaurant early. I begin mopping as a couple walks in. The lady slips and falls, and to avoid a lawsuit, we offer them free food. After they left, I slipped on the freshly mopped kitchen floor with dishes in my hands. I didn't get free food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 980

You deserved it 8 736

By embarrassed - 20/12/2010 14:51 - United States

Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 050

You deserved it 6 565

By kronic1990 - 14/01/2015 15:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I tripped over a "wet floor" sign at work and hit the floor hard. The floor wasn't even wet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 205

You deserved it 4 840

By Anonymous - 15/06/2011 13:37 - Denmark

Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 175

You deserved it 3 307

By Anonymous - 07/09/2010 17:51 - Canada

Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping the floor. She mopped all around where I was standing then told me to wait until the floor dried to move. I had to go to the bathroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 567

You deserved it 6 441

By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 11:34 - Sweden

Today, at work, after a visit to the bathroom, the lock broke in my hand and the door was jammed. I called the janitor on my cellphone and told him about the situation. He told me to fill out a complaint and leave it in his post box. He then hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 289

You deserved it 2 786

By DarkSerebii - 05/06/2014 15:16 - United States

Today, a customer at work said his table was dirty. I asked which one he was sitting at so I could clean it for him. For some bizarre reason he got pissed and called my manager over. He ended up reporting us to corporate, and my manager got written up. He's blaming me for everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 844

You deserved it 3 651

By Erik Aleckson - 05/05/2019 02:00

Today, at my hotel job, I had to help a drunk naked guy back into his room. Earlier today, a fat old guy wearing only briefs came down to the lobby drunk as hell. I used to like my job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 870

You deserved it 136

ElricMustang 23

Monday 30 December 2013 1:30

Well, was there a sign? If not, it's your fault.

Fuaaad1994 31

Monday 30 December 2013 1:31

If there was not a wet floor sign, he could sue, from the stories I've heard from America.

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JoJo91_fml 8

Monday 30 December 2013 1:51

YLS if there was a sign and he just ignored it, but YDI if you didn't put up a wet floor sign

worldclassrager 39

Monday 30 December 2013 1:56

Was the wet floor sign up...if not then I can understand the problem...

breakinlegs 19

Monday 30 December 2013 2:00

at least his ass hurts!

zaise_chsa 19

Monday 30 December 2013 2:05

Sounds like a slippery situation.

BanAnnalee 12

Monday 30 December 2013 2:17

Some people, man.

firechicky 12

Monday 30 December 2013 3:21

Only in America do people think you need a wet floor sign while someone is actively mopping.

Chiikan 3

Monday 30 December 2013 3:26

What a slimy boss.

ctchan2381 5

Monday 30 December 2013 3:53

well... won't it be a wise thing to do to put up the wet floor sign BEFORE you start mopping??? You kinda deserved it for not thinking ahead

crazzzy_man1 11

Monday 30 December 2013 3:58

I suppose you'll just be moping around the floor now?

darklink7117 7

Monday 30 December 2013 4:18

Thanks boss..

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People are jerks

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