Bizarre love triangle

By sunburychick - 13/09/2009 09:27 - Australia

Today, I realised that the man who I wanted to be with, the man who wanted to be with me, and my husband were three different people. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 850
You deserved it 26 150

Same thing different taste

Top comments

You probably should have "realized" this before you got married. YDI for marrying someone you don't want to be with.

Did you know the person reading this, the person who gives a damn, and your therapist are 3 different people too?

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yummymaddi 4

Don't marry someone you don't like. Simple.

myfamilyisnuts 0

Why're ppl disliking this reply is the gods honest truth. Don't marry someone you don't like. Many ppl get into a relationship with someone they don't like and then stay with them because they're embarrassed or feel like they owe the person. This is your time on earth don't waste being unhappy

omgyoukilledkeny 0

You missed ungrateful and whoreish, but your heart was in the right place.

I agree, your husband OP, however, my heart bleeds for him!!

famas48 0

I blame the internet, TV and heavy metal.

greenltrn2003 0

wait wait #39 gangster rap has nothing to do with it now if we bring christian rap into this...thats just full of mind corrupting nonsense thats what that is

Me too! That's the only reason I clicked to view the rest of these comments; although to be fair, the debates over the 'proper' use of the English language, the discovery and ownership of McDonald's products, the 'funny factor' of this FML, whether Australia has a high percentage of arranged marriages or not and the fact that the majority of people who've commented seem to consider themselves professional psychologists just makes this all the more amusing! Especially given that only one, if any, of those aspects bears any relevance to what "sunburychick" has posted!

sabrinalovey 0

i think that if it starts with "today, i realized" then it shouldnt be allowed to be on fml.

agreed... it should be "today, i realiSed." not your point but i hate american spelling. theyve butchered the english language with their mcdonalds and their angus burgers...

suckstobeyou3 0

And I hate the use of unnecessary u's. "Colour" sounds just like "color". What's the point of the extra vowel? I could say that you British people just sit around a drink tea and eat crumpets all day, but I'm not stupid enough to believe stereotypes.

Pretty sure REALIZED was around well before McDonald's. Maybe I'll go to your country and spit huge gobs of chewing gum onto your streets while shouting obnoxiously in your ear about how much I just ******* LOVED George Bush just to punish you for thinking that that's what all Americans are like. Then you'll hate us even more but your opinion won't make a damn bit of difference to anyone.

lol i hate bush lol GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OBAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

the_stereotype 0

the british people on here bitching about americans are so ******* annoying. do even know how the english language was started? it was people changing up latin like the americans are to queen english, and they changed it so much it became it's own ******* language, so STFU.

adelaide_evening 0

"agreed... it should be 'today, i realiSed.' not your point but i hate american spelling. theyve butchered the english language with their mcdonalds and their angus burgers..." Yet you fail to use correct capitalization and apostrophes? Sounds like someone is slightly hypocritical....

Oh FFS Realised and Realized are BOTH accepted in the dictionary and you use them according to whatever nationality you are. NEVERTHELESS they are both CORRECT Now, **** off and eat Mcdonalds or drink tea.

lmmmr 0

Now now, let's be honest here. If anyone is wreaking havoc on the English language, it's the internet.

That's not actually true. While English does use a lot of words derived from Latin, the language actually is made up of almost equal parts of Latin, French and Germanic languages...it did NOT come about from just some people butchering the Latin language -_-

yeah, English was actually Germanic, and then took on a lot of French and Latin loan words, prefixes, suffixes, etc etc. And British spellings are absolutely ridiculous. I'm surprised that the movement to reform orthography doesn't hold more steam there. For god's sakes, MANOEUVRE??

Erm, Yeah that is all well and good, but can we please refer to the american language as American not english then please. I have no problem at all with how you speak/write in America, but to be honest, saying you speak/write English is just damned insulting.

On behalf of England I apologise for #21 (or apologize if you really must speak it American I guess). Not only did they start a fight about spelling with a post that's far from perfect English, but they also somehow entirely failed to realise (/ize) that Angus burgers come from Scotland.

lmmmr 0

Why is it offensive? The English language has nothing to do with you. You did not create it, you do not own it, and you probably have very little idea of how to use it. Get over your delusions of self importance, no language belongs to you or anyone else.

boatkicker 4

English was technically created from French, Latin, and German, but French itself is mostly a bastardization of Latin. That's why its called a Romance Language: because it's from the language spoken by Romans. French, Spanish, Portuguese, Italian, Romanian. All derived from Latin. I'm sure there are others too, but I only happen to know those 5 off the top of my head.

wtf??? well all I know is that you can SUCK MY DICK BITCH HAHAHAHHHAhA ****** ****** YOU ******* SUCK AT LIEF oh, and no u

i raped ur mom! OMGOMGOMG WTF btw go here:

the_coon_fml 0

and to # 21 be fore you troll make your name something thats sounds a little less like penis face.

Good GOD, who the **** cares how it's spelled? Shut the **** up and understand that there are things called LANGUAGES and that there are different variations and dialects of it. Do you think the Chinese bitch about which is correct, Mandarin or Cantonese? Get over yourselves and stop being so damn petty. Z or S, it doesn't matter, and you just look pathetic whining about it.

it's called AMERICAN english for a reason, idiot we spell it realized we also spell color COLOR not "colour" big deal. it's like different spanish speaking countries have different spelling/words for things. calm your ass down and think of better things to worry about in the world besides how another country spells their own dialect.

lololol sorry, i actually did, in all honesty, try to make that post out of irony - hence, "angus" burger. im half scottish, not retarded. i wanted to see how many people would go ZOMGAMERICAFTW... its quite a few. i dont get how it seems that the entirety of america adores its country yet so many english people hate england. having said that, i do kinda agree with the engish/american thing though. yes, its retarded to you for us to use s or add extra us, but to us, being brought up with these spellings its... kinda annoying when people say color. to me that just reminds me the word of colon.... it just looks WRONG. anyways yeaahh... i wasnt serious... but your comments made me lol. and i dont get how any americans can ever get depressed, you all seem to be so happy and irratatingly optomistic...

btw do you have angus burgers in america..?

lmmmr 0

And the French word comes from the Latin "manuoperari," does that make the French version wrong? No. Unless you have a degree in linguistics, shut the **** up about etymology already.

Palm2face 0

No we can't you dumbass, because English isn't even the US official language because news flash America has no official language. Research that shit.

penizulaface, we do have angus burgers here, though I've never had one. Also, many of the Americans I know do not love this country. There are great things about it, but it mostly is just sad. So much (seemingly) wasted potential. But I'm mainly just speaking for myself, seeing as I am incredibly cynical and pessimistic.

the_stereotype 0

color looks like colon! lol! you made my day! and now, i'm going to think of that every time i see it. anyway, everyone else, no one really cares. if you understood the point, then zhut the fouck up.

lol thank you!! I wasn't the only one who noticed.

jizi_x 0

#21, you are incredibly dumb. who the **** cares how Americans spell things. Seriously, just stfu and go complain to people who care. Because we definitely don't. America's the shit.

ireply, where have you been?? I was beginning to think you were dead.

No, I think you realized after getting so much feedback how stupid you were in your post. "I was just kidding" stopped working when you were five.

... you think wrong. oh good god, i did it to get replies about how much you love your country and what a dick i am. idgaf if you dont think i meant it like that, but c'mon. im half scottish. my great grandad was actually called angus seaforth.. and you are a retard. ^^

I actually hate America, and I live in it. I mean come on, admit it people, America is a pretty ****** up country.

You have my sympathies on that (and my first post) The person I want to be with is engaged to someone else, if she marries him, I lose, if they break up then she'll never trust another man again and I still lose. No-one can help what they feel.

You are still blowing all 3 aren't you? YDI *****

Idiot lol. She's probably meaning it in the sense of personality. She thought her husband is someone who he isn't; she thought her husband wanted to be with her but he wasn't who she thought he was.

Did you know the person reading this, the person who gives a damn, and your therapist are 3 different people too?

Mean reply, but funny. OP, sort your shit out. I sympathize more with your husband though. I bet the poor man has no clue.

the_stereotype 0