Transportation, Alcohol, Drunk, Cars and Shoes: Black out

Black out

By Shoeless - 20/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, after I drank way too much, my friend pulled the car over so I could throw up. Next to my pile of puke was a discarded shoe that looked remarkably like one from my favorite pair. When I got home, I realized that my left shoe was missing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 367

You deserved it 35 413

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By awkward drunk - 29/01/2011 12:40 - Canada

Today, while trying to act sober in front of my parents when I got home, I threw up on my mom's shoe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 215

You deserved it 45 759

Lost

By James - 12/09/2019 02:02 - United Kingdom - Cirencester

Today, I was having a good time drinking with a few friends. Next thing I know, I'm walking down an unknown street, with just one shoe, no wallet and no phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 729

You deserved it 1 654

By Anonymous - 05/01/2012 04:18 - United States

Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 191

You deserved it 4 585

One each

By Anonymous - 09/02/2021 23:01

Today, my girlfriend was in the back seat of a car with one of my friends when she got sick and puked all over one of his dress shoes. My friend then asked me to replace his shoes, since she is technically unemployed and couldn't pay him back. We eventually agreed that I would pay for one shoe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 852

You deserved it 246

By mylifeisamovie - 28/02/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 644

You deserved it 58 787

By NotDrunk - 11/09/2012 06:47 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 755

You deserved it 2 603

By Pissy pants - 24/11/2018 13:30

Today, I had a horrible headache on my way home from lunch. I pulled over and vomited so forcefully I peed my pants, a lot. I had pee in my shoes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 193

You deserved it 231

Right between the toes

By hellosir - 27/03/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, while at my dorm, I experienced a vomit-inducing migraine. In my hurry to get to the bathroom to puke, I couldn't find a pair of shoes. I urgently needed the toilet, so I braved the communal bathroom barefoot. As I opened the stall door, I stepped in someone else's fresh vomit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 405

You deserved it 4 201

Some fun was had

By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 481

You deserved it 74

So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 29/11/2023 18:00

Today, I bought a massive new puzzle to take my mind off of things. Hours later, I realized there was a missing piece. Frustrated, I looked everywhere for it, only to discover it was stuck to the bottom of my shoe, and I'd been walking around with it all day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 439

You deserved it 139

mzhonesty 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 0:20

Drink less, dumbass. If you can't handle your booze, don't drink at all.

WoolyWhoop 7

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:18

What a stupid FML.

Comments

xCrackerx 3

Thursday 21 January 2010 0:54

YDI for being drunk? Don't talk down to her. Shit happens when you're drunk.

xCrackerx 3

Thursday 21 January 2010 0:56

It seems like most people here aren't aware that you can drink too much and not know it. I've cut myself off after what seemed a reasonable amount of alcohol, yet I still threw up. Some of us have piss-poor tolerance.

TheLetterZero 7

Thursday 21 January 2010 2:49

It seems like some people here aren't aware that drinking is an automatic YDI. Then again, if you're dumb enough to drink in the first place...

d_elle1016 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 0:58

eek! fav shoe missing?!?! id be tracing some steps back from the bar to home and wash those shoes off! nothing ever compares to a fav shoe. and seriously... spend your money on another pair not the booze.

RJB 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 1:12

yo cracker, George is most likely a 10 year old boy or even younger who doesnt understand alchohol, or prerhpas their father is an alcoholic. My one friend who's 13 knows all about the world, but would say something like that only because their dad is an alcoholic.

FML4Evar 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 1:13

blame it on the alcohol

omgmorganomg 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 1:26

ydi

Soulathyia 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 1:42

#25 needs to lose weight.

d_elle1016 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 2:04

whether I need to lose weight or not is of no concern to you. last time I checked, its usually the fat bitchy ****** that dont post a pic of themselves that are down on themselves and feel they are too nasty to even post a pic. so instead of being a nasty ass *****, why dont you post something funny to the actual FML taht youre posting on and then go eff yourself since no one else will.

IndigoKitty 3

Thursday 21 January 2010 1:43

Any fml that contains "while I wad drunk" etc. Is an instant YDI. N I'm not demonising alcohol or looking down on drunk ppl, we've all been there. Just that if you're going to drink, accept the consequences.