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Bland date

By tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

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By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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By Jill04 - 11/10/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML

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By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2022 03:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was set up on my first blind date since my divorce. My expectations were low, but when she showed up, she was a smoking hot. She was way out of my league, she was delightful and kind throughout the date, but my low confidence shined through. That night she acquired an expensive dinner and a stalker. Me. FML

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By sarahh38 - 16/09/2009 18:23 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 01:10 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML

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By OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

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By Jake404 - 10/07/2023 00:02 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML

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alki_fml 5

Friday 13 March 2009 9:54

if thats how she acts normally then she's isnt worth wasting time on anyway.

nobody_special 0

Friday 13 March 2009 9:59

Your friend sucks at setting up blind dates. On the plus side, you found out the girl is a douche and didn't' have to waste money feeding her ugly mouth.

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lookitschloe 0

Friday 13 March 2009 18:57

i don't think not dating a fat person is all about being shallow. being fat (without a hormone problem) shows that watching what you eat and how much you exercise is not that high on your priority list. i would say that most people think that being fat is unattractive, and some men like it when women really take the time to primp and put effort into making themselves look good. so why is it when a woman turns down a guy because he is "not exactly what you call fit" shallow? granted she did it in the rudest way possible, but she knew from looking at him that what was important to her (i'm guessing healthy eating and exercise, or at least, not overeating) was not important to him.

ladyfester 0

Friday 13 March 2009 19:36

just another bit o' proof that people suck walrus ****. i'm sorry dear. tis all i have to say.

lolfml_fml 0

Friday 13 March 2009 19:50

she wouldn't be a good gf anyway obviously. a bit shallow!

LauRAWRen 0

Friday 13 March 2009 20:02

dude that blows i'm sorry

wrestler_fml 0

Friday 13 March 2009 20:05

#10: How's she a *****? Maybe a bitch, but she's not a *****. She would be a "*****" if she slept with him on the first date. Getting up and leaving is the opposite of a *****- it shows she values herself, and has high standards, and won't sleep with just anybody. Sure, guys usually don't like prude or bitchy girls... but that's her choice. Also... HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA lose the weight porky!!!!! No, REALLY. What were you THINKING? Going on a blind date, with a hottie, and looking like that? Shame on you for being so stupid! :(

mykon_fml 0

Friday 13 March 2009 20:46

well one thing. she's way to shallow to worry bout. but keep ur self in shape neways. it's for ur self and ur self esteem. so hit the gym. but really.. you don't wanna be with a girl that shallow and bitchy

blacklagoon_fml 0

Friday 13 March 2009 23:10

That's harsh but you said yourself that you aren't fit, so why are you going on a BLIND date with a "really hot" girl? What were you expecting? If you know you aren't in good shape then do something about it.

lolfahnny 0

Friday 13 March 2009 23:26

People are right when they say she's definitely not even girlfriend material anyway. But if I were you, I'd use this as motivation. Seriously, there's no greater motivation to drop weight and get buff than the idea of sex. You'll feel better about yourself, have more energy, and honestly, life is just better. You're only young once, man! I really think you should look into it.