Blind spot

By nicky - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I managed to stab myself with a knife while trying to open something without a can opener. After getting stitches and returning back home, I went to make a cup of coffee. I found the can opener in the cutlery drawer. FML
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DocBastard 38

If only you could have foreseen this unfortunate circumstance, this whole tragedy could have been avoided! Oh wait, I'm sorry. Forethought requires a brain. My apologies.

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DocBastard 38

That hurt my brain to read. For that, I sentence you to one week in the hole with kweenbitch.

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KingDingALing 9

Now the OP is going to cut herself again. Except this time, it's not going to be on purpose.

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KingDingALing 9

Now the OP is going to cut herself again. Except this time, it's not going to be on purpose.

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Javie30 0

shit!!!!!! I just opened a can of tuna with a knife as well.......except I didn't cut myself and the blasted can opener is nowhere to be found...

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MyNameIsBruce 0

Well I guess you're not the sharpist knife in the drawer...

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Bravo11 14

Perhaps if you wouldve spelled sharpest* the right way, I'd be posting "Win" right now. Shame, Eh?

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MyNameIsBruce 0

Yes, yes it is. Didn't see that. I can feel the missed opportunity radiating from this post :(

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emilyta_fml 0

Love bruce Campbell.... He lives in my state. I own a good portion of his movies.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Wut's cutlery? Big werd meck mi brane go owwwie! Op git lektrik 1 nd u b aight! :D if u looze dat ur to stoopit too liv!

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DocBastard 38

That hurt my brain to read. For that, I sentence you to one week in the hole with kweenbitch.

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talldude4u 3

kweenbitch will argue poor Sean's cat to death by toaster :O

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SceneRaver 0

are you retarded??? **** dude!

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HeJustKnowsBest 3

How big of a knife were you using? A simple stab shouldn't require stiches, however a slice would.

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mrahhhhh 21

OP: Did you know that in the American wild west days, pioneers would shoot cans with a revolver because they didn't have can openers as they had yet to be invented? You should try that. You're definitely stupid enough.

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xDancer101x 0

I hate to be mean but I hav a feeling you r too...

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ScreamoxD 0

Dont you know can openers were invented before cans?

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ohhaixp 6

well...............hopefully she was in the kitchen.

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flyboy978 0

ahahahah, man that is a pretty SHITTY day!!!!!!!!!!

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