Blind spot

By nicky - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I managed to stab myself with a knife while trying to open something without a can opener. After getting stitches and returning back home, I went to make a cup of coffee. I found the can opener in the cutlery drawer. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 340
You deserved it 30 011

Top comments

If only you could have foreseen this unfortunate circumstance, this whole tragedy could have been avoided! Oh wait, I'm sorry. Forethought requires a brain. My apologies.

That hurt my brain to read. For that, I sentence you to one week in the hole with kweenbitch.

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ghashlycrumbs 8

That, my dear, is a whole new level of fail. Congrats.

YDI for trying to open a can with a knife.

if the can opener was in the cutlery drawer, y didn't u c it when u got the knife out that u injured yourself with? YDI

I had no idea you could open a can, that would normally require a can opener, with a knife. Even if you could, I wouldn't fathom the idea of trying.

That teaches you to look more thoroughly.

I think the Op is using the can opener excuse cuz there actually emmo ahhh

...Why the hell are you looking for a can opener or cutlery in order to make coffee?