Blind spot

By nicky - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I managed to stab myself with a knife while trying to open something without a can opener. After getting stitches and returning back home, I went to make a cup of coffee. I found the can opener in the cutlery drawer. FML
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DocBastard 38

If only you could have foreseen this unfortunate circumstance, this whole tragedy could have been avoided! Oh wait, I'm sorry. Forethought requires a brain. My apologies.

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DocBastard 38

That hurt my brain to read. For that, I sentence you to one week in the hole with kweenbitch.

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Human_Delilah 0

Here's An idea! Look before You act! :)

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notquite69 0

A knife to open a can? You're an idiot and I'm sure you'll do it again. I bet you use a screwdriver to hammer a nail too.

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BAMF18 0

hes not. it is fact that wen do know what can openers are. and wont find out until they manufacture "canned sandwiches".

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cldean24 4

Make a sandwich instead of trying to gut a can next time?

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rmbaker1993 0

he's saying women know what can openers are but men won't know what they are until they invent canned sandwhiches, so it's useless to "get a man to do it"...and also, who cares if he said "hes" instead of he's"...he wrote a hell of a lot better than the people who sp3ll wordz lik3 thiz. th3y @r3 th3 dumb@ss3s!!

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ssoccerchick97 16

HOW?!!?! And did you not check the drawers?!?!?!? Stupid.

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