Blown job

By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:30 - New Zealand

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
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rebboy_2008 0

I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.

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millycent 0

Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.

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wowthatscrazyy 0

hahahahahahhahahahaaaa

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DSANTX06 0

This is bullshit, guys who watch star treck don't have girlfriends.

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tipple 0

This is hilarious - terribly, sadly, hilarious! I have to ask: Was Star Trek on first, and then your girlfriend decided to "distract" you with a head job - or did you just casually flick Star Trek on after she had started?? In either case, I think you've just lost out twice: once for finding Star Trek more interesting than sex; and twice because it's unlikely you'll be getting another head job in a while, even if you turn the TV off first. To your GF: next time (if there is a next time) try pausing every 30 seconds and saying "beam me up Scottie" - just to keep the Nerd on the end of that penis excited - or alternatively, ask if he believes in Jesus ;o)

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FYLSukkka 0

Kudos to you for even having a girl CLOSE to you with Star Trek on... Kudos to you.

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TheGreatCaroline 0

This is such a win, it's indescribable. If I were the chick, I would just have raised an eyebrow, said "Most illogical," then gotten back to work.

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xxfalconxx_fml 0

isnt tht just wish fulfilment

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SeiferAlmasy 0

You just turned your relationship into ensign jim, the redshirt. You will never live that down

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Shreader42 0

Dude. Your girlfriend is giving you head. Why are you doing anything but trying to think of something to do to freakin repay her! and God bless her for doing that in the first place while your watching Star Trek.

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