Blown job

By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:30 - New Zealand

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
I agree, your life sucks 63 955
You deserved it 339 270

Same thing different taste

Top comments

rebboy_2008 0

I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.

Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.

Comments

underthestarsx3 0

If you were pretending to be Kirk at the time, I think it's all right.

Here's a tip: don't watch Star Trek!!!!!!! The least you can do is watch it alone.

OP, I ******* love you. To all the people who say Trekkies can't get laid, that's a lie. Star Trek is just a show. It doesn't determine their character. I know a Trekkie that's also a player. And FYI, they couldve been watching the movie, which has been dubbed not-nerdy (while TOS is the opposite for some odd reason). Don't be so quick to judge. Also, he's getting laid while you guys are wasting your time here posting how he's such a loser for watching Star Trek. Go out and find someone, people. The girl obviously likes Star Trek as well. That, or she really likes the guy. Either way, thats not an FML in my book. Aaand, Spock. I wish I was your girlfriend man. Spock is HOTT (Nimoy > Quinto). It's okay, we all know it. :) If I were her, I would've given you the Vulcan salute and sucked harder haha. I'd give Spock head any day.

goober33 0

first you are a nerd... and second does your girlfriend look like spock?

I just... oh god that is hilariously awkward. I mean I've always had a kind of crush on Spock (I like Aliens. Just look at my avatar. ;P ), but I'm betting your gf isn't his biggest fan, not after that smooth move. #37: Mmm, Time Lord, yummy. (for the record, I'm a woman. Just an incredibly geeky one.)

thisisausername 0

Serves you right for watching Star Trek lol

warrenthewalrus 0

Haha! What the hell made you think of some ******' alien? Serious FAIL.