Blown job

By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:30 - New Zealand

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
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rebboy_2008 0

I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.

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millycent 0

Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.

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spitball1074 2

LOL HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH WTF?!?!?! Y WOULD U WATCH STAR TREK WHEN GETTING BLOWN?!?! IN FACT, WHY WOULD U WATCH STAR TREK AT ALL?!?! AND WTF? HOW R U GETTING BLOWN IF YOU WATCH STAR TREK?!?!

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Tater_Bug_4real 0

Hahaha, that's the greatest! I wonder what she said? Wait. Could you not think of something sexier to watch? Hahaha. YDI but I love you for it.

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xXxMattxXx 0

hmm well i think this one is fake if you watch star trek theres not much chance that you'll ever get head XD lol

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ocho117 0

who the **** watches star trek while getting a bj?

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cajungirl 0

wow. who watches star trek while getting a bj?

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hahayou12345 0

You're honestly disgusting. You should get dumped.

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Ecuij 0

Dude if I was your G/F I would laugh my ass off at you and then proceed to hug you and call you the best. Also I would have been the one to put Star Trek on first. As I have about ten hours of Trekkie goodness to catch up on!

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piacular 0

Everyone thinks that people who watch Star Trek don't get laid, but it's not true! My flat mate is a Trekkie and he gets around quite a bit. Poor girlfriend though, one can only hope she doesn't actually look like Spock.

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