Blown job

By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:30 - New Zealand

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
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rebboy_2008 0

I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.

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millycent 0

Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.

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dehjosh 0

Think of it this way. Your living LONG and PROSPERING!!! LOL. Congratz!

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MaNbOy 0

I wish i could give spock a *******!! And by Spock I mean Zachary Quinto :) nothing wrong with that

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Nyuu_fml 12

No FML has ever given me better laughs than this. Thank you. :P I wonder how your girlfriend reacted?

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kdubk93 0

LOL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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MaNbOy 0

EWWW no, Leonard Nimoy isnt sexy.... Zachary is... see the difference?!!

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MyNameIsAudrey 0

idk what's worse..... calling your gf Spock while getting blown or watching StarTrek while getting blown.... but congrats.....you managed to do both.

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im_so_fucked_ 0

u watching star trek while getting head?!?!? WHAT A **** UP!!!!!!

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flamencosketches 0

haha that's actually really awesome. Also, I like how people assume that the OP is a loser because he's watching Star Trek. Posters, the OP is getting head, and you are most probably not. Who is the loser? Furthermore, to those assuming that the OP is gay because he's thinking about Spock while getting head: Again, the OP is getting a BJ (from a GIRL), and you're probably not. Obviously, he's not gay, and even if he were, are you going to mock him for getting more action than you? There really isn't anything to make fun of here. Star Trek is awesome.

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