Sex and Intimacy: Blown job

Blown job

By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:30 - New Zealand

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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Beam me up!

By saynotochrispine - 28/07/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML

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By May - 04/09/2011 04:08 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:56 - Canada

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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Repetitive

By justgreat - 24/03/2012 02:30 - United States - Opa Locka

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML

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By NOKHAN - 25/10/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML

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You deserved it 7 252

By eeh - 07/05/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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You deserved it 103 460

The Force

By RobinBunny713 - 19/07/2011 03:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML

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You deserved it 34 377

Timing

By Anonymous - 18/03/2017 07:00 - United States - Westerville

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML

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You deserved it 1 192

Stuff

By BOO! - 25/05/2019 04:00

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML

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You deserved it 404

By man - 30/10/2009 16:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it, when she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML

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You deserved it 23 508

rebboy_2008 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 16:06

I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.

millycent 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 16:06

Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.

Comments

Lemycakes 4

Wednesday 17 August 2011 5:58

Why are you watching startrek while getting head?? Focus on your gf doomas

guerito903 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 21:18

lmfao that just made me laugh XD

Wesliethenumber 0

Monday 22 August 2011 3:58

Hahahahaha

garfield224 0

Friday 16 September 2011 18:11

Who the **** watches star trek while thier getting head?!?!

chunkolard 1

Saturday 24 September 2011 8:53

This if fake.

hiddenpoet 0

Monday 26 September 2011 13:31

that is hilarioussss

cbdee 8

Wednesday 28 September 2011 12:11

That was not an accident...stop lying 2urself !

metalhead867 6

Monday 31 October 2011 6:40

People that talk shit are just mad that a Trekkie has gotten head and they haven't.

jimmykaz 2

Sunday 27 November 2011 23:57

U better keep her

imafmlluver 6

Friday 16 December 2011 3:35

LOL ur relationship will NOT live long and prosper

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