Blown job

By Noname - 12/03/2009 09:30 - New Zealand

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML
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rebboy_2008 0

I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.

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millycent 0

Why are you watching anything other than **** while getting blown? Or anything at all? Fail.

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Comments

Zommie 2

This is a fake story that OP made up. He doesn't get any because no male who actually got any head would be watching gay ass Star Trek while in the process.

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Morgneer 2

Not... Not sure how to react to that one

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1057pmguy 3

Were you... Thinking of spock sucking you off, because thats uhh thats a little weird

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Orchard 33

yeah, sure, "accidentally".... xD

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dspolleke 19

Your life sucks? Your girlfriend sucks and you don't turn off the tv? I hope you made it up to her (on the other hand, Spock is a vulcan and has no emotions)

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socksket 4

i dont see how thats your fault. thats sucks though

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PieknyCzlowiek 7

Wow you had your girlfriend give you head while watching star trek. Really? Talk about disrespect.

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username1012 8

Maybe you were gonna spock if you Know what I mean

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