Health: Bobs and vagene

Bobs and vagene

By analeis - 25/03/2012 18:04 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, I was vomiting after an evening of drinking. My boyfriend was kind enough to hold my hair back while I spewed chunks into the toilet. Apparently he got bored though, because his hands made their way down to my boobs, which he started jiggling while singing Jingle Bells. FML

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You deserved it 29 671

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By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

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By ohdeardarling - 14/06/2009 13:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house with a few people. I drank too much wine and later when everyone else had left I gave him head, deepthroating a little too enthusiastically, and puked all over his cock and bedsheets. Turns out, washing vomit out of your pubes kills the mood somewhat. FML

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By kady - 04/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML

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By KBL3 - 11/08/2010 09:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

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By Unfortunate - 27/12/2009 05:41 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend had a Christmas party for all of our friends. He asked me not to get "too drunk". I think throwing up on the floor while simultaneously peeing your pants fit his definition. FML

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By Laci - 30/04/2011 17:50 - United States

Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML

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By Toomuchisoutofcontrol - 21/01/2017 08:00

Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML

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By hnickell93 - 09/10/2012 01:55 - United States - Visalia

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2014 19:49 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Kingshill

Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML

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You deserved it 19 281

By Foxy - 05/02/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 337

You deserved it 26 877

dontfmlplzzz 6

Monday 26 March 2012 0:42

Everyone needs a soundtrack to puking

25shark 5

Monday 26 March 2012 0:42

Jingle all the way!

Comments

HairyPunisher 27

Monday 26 March 2012 0:47

I'd say return the favor next time he's sick but he'd probably like that. Yeah FYL.

ch3s 4

Monday 26 March 2012 4:21

What, jiggle HIS breasts?

Azula272 14

Monday 26 March 2012 4:30

Hell yeah! Jiggling man ******* is hilariously fun. Jell-O

H_Dizzy24 0

Monday 26 March 2012 0:47

Nothing wrong with that!

pocoipoco 0

Monday 26 March 2012 4:45

I don't think anyone would want to be felt up whilst vomiting, no?

kimgr 9

Monday 26 March 2012 0:48

That's hilarious!

florido_fml 10

Monday 26 March 2012 0:49

Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Mines blow up you see Where are all the Virginia's Bin laden promised me!

Fml_FTW228 10

Monday 26 March 2012 2:33

First of all... that not your song, you stole it. Second of all why would Bin Laden promise you a bunch of states?

florido_fml 10

Monday 26 March 2012 2:41

What make you think I made up the song? dumb ass! And second of all autocorrect. Dumb ass! Lol smiley face

The_Hitdude 12

Monday 26 March 2012 3:47

^First of all, he never said you made up the song, he said you stole it. Dumbass. Secondly, learn typ proofread your comments before you post them and use proper grammar to avoid a situation like this. Bloody wanker.

The_Hitdude 12

Monday 26 March 2012 3:48

*to. Dammit...

white16sox 19

Monday 26 March 2012 4:05

102, and you spelled type wrong.

The_Hitdude 12

Monday 26 March 2012 4:11

Actually I was trying to say ' to', but for whatever reason every time I try to put it, it auto-corrects to 'typ'. It's really annoying.

HendricksProdigy 0

Monday 26 March 2012 4:48

Someones a hypocrite

pookberry 4

Monday 26 March 2012 8:48

Looks like you need to take your own advice into consideration 110."..proofread your comments before you post them.."

mckrista 1

Tuesday 27 March 2012 2:41

Hahahahaaha amen. Oh the irony(:

Jamesdean1956 0

Monday 26 March 2012 0:50

At least he's an entertainer

perdix 29

Monday 26 March 2012 0:50

The consolation prize is that boredom never occurs at the same time as disgust. Would you rather him cop a cheap feel, or dump you because he'll forever associate you with the smell of vomit?

Madcatstolper 1

Monday 26 March 2012 0:51

sounds like you have big boobs!

Shrike 23

Monday 26 March 2012 1:09

Sounds like you need to get laid.

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Monday 26 March 2012 0:52

Better off vomiting and having a perverted boyfriend rather than driving drunk and having an accident.

ifknh8usernames 7

Monday 26 March 2012 3:41

and the two are related how..??

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Monday 26 March 2012 11:34

A lot of people voted YDI for drinking too much. Gotta learn your limits eventually and pay the consequence sooner or later and she's better off vomiting than driving drunk. vomiting is awful regardless so I voted FYL for that reason.