Health: Bobs and vagene

Bobs and vagene

By analeis - 25/03/2012 18:04 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, I was vomiting after an evening of drinking. My boyfriend was kind enough to hold my hair back while I spewed chunks into the toilet. Apparently he got bored though, because his hands made their way down to my boobs, which he started jiggling while singing Jingle Bells. FML

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By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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By ohdeardarling - 14/06/2009 13:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house with a few people. I drank too much wine and later when everyone else had left I gave him head, deepthroating a little too enthusiastically, and puked all over his cock and bedsheets. Turns out, washing vomit out of your pubes kills the mood somewhat. FML

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By kady - 04/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML

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By KBL3 - 11/08/2010 09:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

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By Unfortunate - 27/12/2009 05:41 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend had a Christmas party for all of our friends. He asked me not to get "too drunk". I think throwing up on the floor while simultaneously peeing your pants fit his definition. FML

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Party animal

By Laci - 30/04/2011 17:50 - United States

Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML

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By Toomuchisoutofcontrol - 21/01/2017 08:00

Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML

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By hnickell93 - 09/10/2012 01:55 - United States - Visalia

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2014 19:49 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Kingshill

Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML

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By Foxy - 05/02/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML

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dontfmlplzzz 6

Monday 26 March 2012 0:42

Everyone needs a soundtrack to puking

25shark 5

Monday 26 March 2012 0:42

Jingle all the way!

Comments

pocoipoco 0

Monday 26 March 2012 0:53

I know that feel.

DiscoRanger 0

Monday 26 March 2012 7:03

Who else experiences this?

pocoipoco 0

Monday 26 March 2012 14:00

I just didn't get the soundtrack...

janeyboo07 11

Monday 26 March 2012 0:54

Well, he's a keeper....

Bladian 5

Monday 26 March 2012 1:06

More than she is. She sound trashy.

go_Banannas0814 0

Monday 26 March 2012 0:55

Get a hair elastic and you won't have to worry about it. Problem solved. And I am a genius.

hoodyNOT2shoes 0

Monday 26 March 2012 3:59

That's not what they are called now a days. You know in the 21st century!

emfma 0

Monday 26 March 2012 4:21

106- Then what do you call them "now a days"?

saksxalmo 20

Monday 26 March 2012 4:39

106-- I call them elastics. :( I guess I'll get my time machine and be on my way...

koolkat27 13

Tuesday 27 March 2012 3:43

am i the only one who says hairbows?

mannequinchaos 5

Monday 26 March 2012 1:03

Hey, be grateful. At least it wasn't the "Milkshake" song.

supahcoolperson 0

Monday 26 March 2012 1:11

I think this is more of a smh moment than an fml lol sounds like u got a nice bf :)

nizzle5 0

Monday 26 March 2012 1:13

Lolz ha made my day reading this :)

immaMonsta 8

Monday 26 March 2012 1:22

Sounds like something my boyfriend would do. However, I would find the humor in it. It doesn't seem like you did though, OP. So I think this is neither YDI or FYL.