Health: Bobs and vagene

Bobs and vagene

By analeis - 25/03/2012 18:04 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, I was vomiting after an evening of drinking. My boyfriend was kind enough to hold my hair back while I spewed chunks into the toilet. Apparently he got bored though, because his hands made their way down to my boobs, which he started jiggling while singing Jingle Bells. FML

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By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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Queasy

By ohdeardarling - 14/06/2009 13:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house with a few people. I drank too much wine and later when everyone else had left I gave him head, deepthroating a little too enthusiastically, and puked all over his cock and bedsheets. Turns out, washing vomit out of your pubes kills the mood somewhat. FML

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By kady - 04/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML

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By KBL3 - 11/08/2010 09:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

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By Unfortunate - 27/12/2009 05:41 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend had a Christmas party for all of our friends. He asked me not to get "too drunk". I think throwing up on the floor while simultaneously peeing your pants fit his definition. FML

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Party animal

By Laci - 30/04/2011 17:50 - United States

Today, I was stuck crouching over the toilet after a night of drinking. My fiancé walked in, gathered my hair, and held it out of the way. When another wave of nausea hit me and I leaned in, he shoved my face into the bowl and ran out, laughing and yelling, "That'll teach ya!" FML

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By Toomuchisoutofcontrol - 21/01/2017 08:00

Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML

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By hnickell93 - 09/10/2012 01:55 - United States - Visalia

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2014 19:49 - Virgin Islands, U.S. - Kingshill

Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML

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By Foxy - 05/02/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML

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dontfmlplzzz 6

Monday 26 March 2012 0:42

Everyone needs a soundtrack to puking

25shark 5

Monday 26 March 2012 0:42

Jingle all the way!

Comments

MsConfusedd 27

Monday 26 March 2012 2:18

Puking in the bowl you really shouldnt drink this much over lid theyll go and splash water in your face hahaha god these chunks are huge how much did you eat? maybe next time you wont wash it down with vodka and rum! oh! puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke all the way!

ninjadinos 14

Monday 26 March 2012 6:37

No. Please.

vol4life 6

Monday 26 March 2012 6:48

I give you thumbs up for effort.

kesleyismyname 0

Monday 26 March 2012 2:18

Hahaha that's pretty funny, that shows how much he loves you

Epiqness 0

Monday 26 March 2012 2:28

Mmmm sounds kinky. He's a keeper.

akinsel2 6

Monday 26 March 2012 2:30

Next time he's sick, start sucking his dick and be like "now you know how it feels!!" Seriously though a) it's your boyfriend and not some random guy, and I'm sure this is not his first feel, and b) he was nice enough to hold your hair back, let him have a feel for his trouble. When my girl does this I get sex the next morning when she feels better or at the very least a bj for my troubles...

twinning 0

Monday 26 March 2012 2:38

Haha I think he's da one for you lmfao

YouraHater 0

Monday 26 March 2012 2:47

He sounds funny lol

williamcarter93 13

Monday 26 March 2012 2:51

What is with these people and drinking too goddamn much. I guess the words 'in moderation' never entered their goddamn vocabulary.

sqeakyclean 7

Monday 26 March 2012 2:56

Yeah, Goddamn it!

Mommyof2_91 10

Monday 26 March 2012 16:03

Well it is possible to drink in moderation and still vomit... It can happen to people who arent big drinkers... I used to drink and then I got pregnant, so about 2 years after not drinking I had ONE drink and it made me vomit... Embarrassing but true. Another possibility is drinking on an empty stomach..

weesnaw_08 7

Monday 26 March 2012 22:28

I'm guessing GD entered your vocabulary early in life.

williamcarter93 13

Tuesday 27 March 2012 2:09

nah. When I was about 13 my parents started cussing more than usual. And they said goddamn. On a side note, why did you just not write the whole word instead of just gd.