Bobs and vagene

By analeis - 25/03/2012 18:04 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

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Today, I was vomiting after an evening of drinking. My boyfriend was kind enough to hold my hair back while I spewed chunks into the toilet. Apparently he got bored though, because his hands made their way down to my boobs, which he started jiggling while singing Jingle Bells. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 941
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Well, you're puking, the guy needs entertainment!

you must have nice boobs to be that distracting during a time like that.

MissMeManda 0

I'd be happy. Lmao. I'd laugh while committing and that'd Mae one of the greatest moments of my life.

He should have started to sing "oh Christmas tree"to your vag

bizarre_ftw 21

How respectful, I'm sure that's Exactly what you're churning stomach and buzzing head needed

^ I'm thinking OP was so drunk, she didn't give a shit at the time he was actually holding her hair. ;P And as far as respect goes, she's puking into a toilet with assistance as to not soil herself with vomitus: I don't think she's done a bang up job of even respecting herself with this example. ;) (Not saying she deserved to be felt up just because she's sick, mind you. Just pointing out she could have made a few better choices along the way.)

bizarre_ftw 21

There are a number of things I could mention, but I'll stick to two 1) the story says "after a night of drinking" meaning she's experiencing the after effects and is no longer drunk 2) her bf should be respectful of her at all times and have her best interest in mind (and visa versa), as well almost Everyone will be or has been drunk in their life time, it's a legal thing to do and not the Worst decision she could've made, especially since she clearly managed to get home safe without sleeping with a stranger or getting arrested or something of the like, getting drunk is not an open door to disrespect a girl and one has no right to demonize her for it without knowing more

^ Okay, yes, OP has the legal right to get plastered. Worst decision ever? Probably not a good one but sure, there's been worse. Does OP deserve to be disrespected sexually because she's drunk? No. Do I think her boyfriend was trying to deliberately disrespect her? Not really, no. I think he was just teasing her (at her expense, yes), for getting so shit faced the night before. (Hung over, drunk, sober, doesn't matter.) (continues.....)

......Am I assuming that they are sexually intimate enough to say touching her breasts isn't an outrage, normally? Yes, I am. I don't think her boyfriend was looking to get dumped over sexually violating her the first time she's had a few too many. I'm going under the assumption that he's touched her before and she let's him. I also think him taking care of her demonstrates he does have her best interests in mind. Do I think we should all laugh at her and demonize her for drinking? Not really, that'd be a little hypocritical. But drinking in excess doesn't earn you my respect nor my compassion. Sorry, but as you have the right to make your own choices, you also have the fun of living with them after, sometimes. And a hang over's one of them.

^ A final note, if I may: Don't take my commentary too seriously, I'm not actually looking to argue with you or piss you off. I just enjoy debating sometimes, and I like seeing other people's pov when they make a stand and support or condemn something. :) Keep it cool, it's all for fun! Cheers! ;)

He has to have some reward for helping you out!