Booksmart

By hfksorws - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I was at Barnes and Noble with my dad, where he refused to buy me a book because I "already read too much." FML
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What? That's like taking a kid to a toy store, looking around, then leaving because the kid has too many toys. Why bother going in the first place? I'll never understand parents these days...

I'm sorry, but.....excuse me? In order of your points, sir or madam: 1) Excessive reading damages your eyesight .....Only if the light you're reading by is bad. 2) Reading does NOT increase your intelligence, it makes you better at reading and nothing else. Compare this to the fact that recent studies have shown that playing computer games will improve your coordination and reaction skills. What's a better improvement? This depends to a certain degree on the book, but certainly there are boatloads of volumes out there that can teach you valuable skills of various types, from cooking to astro-physics, and those that fall under the heading of 'novel' can produce interesting questions of various kinds, such as the nature of good and evil or how a person fits into their society. Older books give us windows into the past, modern ones give insight into our current mindset. As for the coordination provided by video games, honestly, what are the odds that a person will ever be really able to put that to use as a working force in their lives? Sure it's nice to be able to catch a thrown object or something that fell off a table, but barring the precious few people who make it in the word of sports you cannot make a living that way. The one possible exception is that of surgeons who perform laproscopic procedures, which require them to be able to coordinate their hands and the laproscope. Guess how I knew that? I read medical journals amongst other things. Oh the irony is rich tonight. 3) Choosing to read instead of socializing will simply make you dumber and more depressed over time. Socializing works your brain like nothing else, and is the most important factor in long term happiness. GET OUT MORE. Well then why is it that the acknowledged queen of socializing, the cheerleader, is dumb as a sack of hammers and is likely to achieve precious little while the geek hiding in the corner with the book might win the next Nobel Peace Prize? The fact of the matter is that socializing is good, but reading trumps it by a long shot.

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These clowns don't know what there ate missing. READ! it open your mind and thoughts. See if you sell some of the books you have, keep the ones you love. Perhaps check out the local library :D

That happens to me all the time. Instead of taking away my phone, my parents take away my books!

My parents say that all the time, just go to the library :)

drayloon 50

ask him if he'd rather u smoked and partied as a hobby instead

He is worried books are like games that you play more alone than racket ball so he could think your anti social

Story of my life. Just go to the library!

My parents are the same way. I'm addicted to books, it could be worse.

liv___woods 13

My dad seriously did the same exact thing but with another comment saying that this reading is getting expensive ?

Why didn't you just buy it with your own money, and if you don't have any money then don't get a book, don't complain when your dad would rather not spend money when he already spends enough on your home and your food and the clothes on your back, I get it that the excuse he made was pretty dumb and I love to read so I can relate but don't get mad at him for not using HIS money to buy what YOU could easily pay for if you get a job or even just find a few dollars on the street

This is a legitimate reason. There is a kid in my school who reads all day on the bus, on the way to class, while eating, and in class when he's not supposed too. He reads way too much. He reads 1-3 300 page chapter books a day.