Booming

By Anonymous - 26/04/2013 22:22 - United States - Arvada

Spicy
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
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otecasacid 22

Would it kill you to be a little frisky? I'm sure you do things during sex that aren't always to be considered attractive.

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limitedition 25

That's pretty minor compared to what it could have been.

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geocayce 7

So that's what they're supposed to do! I always wondered... You should've risen to the occasion, OP.

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klorehore 24

I'd find that pretty hilarious, it doesn't hurt to have a little humor and laughs while having sex..

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Julianne_sings 10

I probably would have just laughed and then continued. I'm not sure why something like that would turn you off THAT much.

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saxybandgeek 14

Hmm I think it's kind of funny. I would continue with no problem

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ScenicSubterfuge 39

Haha my girlfriend loves that kinda stuff:P

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brand2017 9

Meh, ive done worse than that and my girlfriend just rolled her eyes and we continued.

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kitten1323 19

Holy shit, OP. Calm down. He made one joke and you're all of a sudden not in the mood? Pull out the stick and stop being such a bitch

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