Booming

By Anonymous - 26/04/2013 22:22 - United States - Arvada

Spicy
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 933
You deserved it 10 196

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Would it kill you to be a little frisky? I'm sure you do things during sex that aren't always to be considered attractive.

That's pretty minor compared to what it could have been.

Comments

Having a sense of humor during sex is important. I would love that.

Honestly, you suck for losing the mood over that. Lighten up.

KevinFumbles 9

Nah, you're wrong. If OP had written 'Me and my boyfriend were getting steamy' you'd be bang on though. Besides, isn't correcting grammar online just so passe?

LOL that is embarassing but still its hilarious

kriz_allizwell 6

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DirkTheDiggler 13

So, you lost your wood as his rose? Interesting, either you're really bad at sex or you simply may not be attracted to penises. Speaking for every other guy, your guy is hilarious. Sex is supposed to be fun.

rinoa_fml 10

Why were you no longer in the mood?

steam_engenius 21

Ummmm, your boyfriend sounds kind of awesome. You apparently have no sense of humor whatsoever.