Boozehound

By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 09:55 - United States

Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
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jibz 6

Vodka? She could probably sell you for better than that.

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cduran2011 6

Don't do it. Get at least 4 shots. Pass them around.

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angrynegro7 16

I think your mom and the mom who picked weed over her child should do lunch sometime...

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desireev 17

Lol 67- I just read your profile. (For some strange reason) It says "Don't mess with me cause I know karate, judo, blah blah blah..." I was just wondering... If someone messes with you,(over the Internet, mind you) what're you gonna do? Cyber chop them? Maybe an Internet drop kick? Or the official Google Tai Clench? Lol Sorry... I had to ask...

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sucks2BEyouu 0

^^^ you do realize he was being sarcastic right? or did you just not care enough to finish the sentence he wrote, but were vain enough to look at his photo because it intruiged you, but decided to exit if once you read the first half of what he wrote?

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orangeeast 2

I see your shot of Vodka and raise you a shot or 2 shots of Whiskey

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catielala 4

wayyy to go mommy:/

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somar07 0

No amigo for a bottle of TEQUILA she would

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shyanneMR 0

How the hell does he deserve that?

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HunterAlpha1 8

sounds to me like she's still an alcoholic. just because she doesn't currently drink(probably because you or someone else watches her like a hawk) doesn't mean she isn't still addicted.

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crazyarsedfly 14

This. It doesn't go away, but it also doesn't mean she'd actually do it.

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Shellytullis1998 20

OMG! That's so mean!!! I'm sorry. My moms a drunk to ); it suxx

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