Born to run

By Ipickthegoodones - 26/06/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML
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FurrTrap 0

Uh Oh! This rings warning bells... I remember a US case where a black guy was involved in selling street drugs (can't remember which). He didn't use any himself, but he did use his girlfriends car in the process of buying/selling the drugs. His girlfriend was totally unaware that he was involved in drugs and certainly wasn't aware that he was using her car to sell them on the street. So she was TOTALLY innocent. I'm sure the FBI were involved at some point in the proceedings and they decided to prosecute the girl because her car was used for illegal activity in selling drugs. She was convicted and incarcerated for a very long time. I thought the case was totally outrageous... and it also smacked of racial hatred.

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shnibz101 0

Dump dump dump dump his shop-lifting ass I hope he goes to jail

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PollySighDevil 0

Sounds like Missouri...

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californiaaaaa 0

First of all, you've been dating this guy for three years, so you must know he does things like this, and, secondly, how do you not notice all of this stuff he's bringing back to your place?

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fork_my_life 0

You know, most people would notice when their car is being taken for any extended period of time, and also when its returned with a bunch of stolen shit in it.....just putting that out there

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girlnamedkris 0

once you go black, you're never comin' back...

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cricket14 0

how are you able to be on the computer and put this on FML while this is all happening? im assuming either this is bullshit, or you have no life and the second you got home from all this, you got on the computer to put it on here...hmm.

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XoD 0

two fyi 1, many of these FML are most likely fake and simply thought up, but the great part is its most likely happened to at least one person if the sites moderators decided to post it to the site secondly.. AT MOST she would be brought in for questioning, they most undoubtedly had video evidence of a lone male shoplifting not him and his gf.. even if they suspected her to be the get-away driver due to a lack of video surveillance where he parked.. its very very unlikely that they could have come up with a warrant for her arrest on such a flimsy "hunch" sincerely, son of 2 bitch/bastard lawyers yay for showing people up but FML for 18 years of hell i endured

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xxjoexx 0

YDI, dudes who go on robbing sprees don't just suddenly become like that over night so there had to be signs that he was like this.

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