Brain fart

By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 14:58 - United States - Springfield

Today, of the two IDs I possess, I handed the cop that pulled me over the fake one. FML
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permannator 10

"No officer, I promise that's real! My real name is mclovin"

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courtney680 17

You're a dumbass.

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HannahLouise96 13

There's no way you didn't thoroughly deserve this.

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perdix 29

He'll probably think you've suffered enough with a name like Hugh Jass and let you go.

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perdix 29

No, that line didn't have the right timing. The *lowers sunglasses* device must be used with care and discretion, or it could end up on the dungheap with the reverse FML and the Soviet Russia jokes. Maybe you can join Pleonasm in a mentoring session with David Caruso.

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armonicavita 13

Lol my dad did that when he was teenager

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upallnight11 19

How can one be so stupid? Is it that hard to check your ID first?

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spekledworf 18

Mass IDs are tough to fake, theres so many security checks including mispellings in the fine codes.

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natsaysheyyy 16

Yeah, how did that turn out for you, OP?

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noelasis94 18

If he was more like a super trooper I be he would have let you go.

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Freethaawave 19

And maybe the officer will show up at OP's keg party at the end!

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gc327072 30

That's ok, you get fake tickets for these kind of things. If for some reason you get arrested in the future for using a fake ID, use your get-out-of-jail-free card.

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