Customers, Awkward, Liar and Work: Brain freeze

Brain freeze

By Anonymous - 02/06/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, I was working my job as a waitress near my college. I handed a customer her check, and she noticed that I had added her bill wrong. I apologized, and she pointed to my "student" labeled nametag, asking what I was studying. I said English. I'm a math major. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 11:07 - United States

Today, I was tending the cash register. I scanned a lady's items which totaled $89.68. She paid with a $100 bill. I gave her $11.32 change. She angrily gave back the extra dollar and complained about "schools nowadays". I'm an AP Calculus student. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 05:52 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

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Everything is clean

By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 18:00

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills and she said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

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Assumptions

By adriana - 01/09/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills. She said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

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Close, but no cigar

By RIPcareer - 18/10/2015 19:18 - United States - Ellicott City

Today, after submitting my college application, I noticed that I mistyped "math enthusiast" as "meth enthusiast". FML

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By insomnia - 22/12/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

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By NoOrdinaryNZer - 30/10/2016 11:09 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, an old man, while I was working, asked me to spell average-length words. Confused, I refused. Turns out I was apparently taking too long counting the large amount of small change he'd given to me, and he assumed I couldn't count or spell. I study law, and I've learned basic calculus. Welcome to retail. FML

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Slipping up

By englishfail - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 12:07

Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML

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By Links - 20/11/2009 07:26 - United States

Today, a McDonald's employee had to correct my math after counting out $2.37 in change. I'm in AP Calculus and am currently learning how to find the derivative of an inverse of a logarithm. FML

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div01 2

Wednesday 3 June 2009 9:53

Honest mistake.

skittle68 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 9:57

LOL I'm great at calc but not at math in my head. It could happen to anyone :)

Comments

iloveericmaynor 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 15:31

it happens to anyone. you probably were rushed and everyone makes a mistake. as long as youre not the next albert einstein.... youre fine

maybe_definitely 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 15:40

WOW. What a way to use the reason of English major as an excuse. Just so you know, we know how to do basic math.

vt_mruhlin 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 15:53

YDI for lying, and since when are math majors good at arithmetic?

xinfin1a 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 15:57

LOL sucks man! but hey, everyone makes mistakes. don't worry :x

littlemisslee 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 16:06

To err is human.

kellster 2

Wednesday 3 June 2009 16:10

I'm not an English major, but that pisses me off nonetheless. Maybe you should change yours, if you can't even get 5th grade level math right!!

pointedancer96 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 16:37

Ummm maybe try being honest?? It seems to work well for people.....

AshleyRose784 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 16:43

It could happen to anyone, math major or not. Don't stress it.

Trav1sP 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 16:44

**** that bitch if she had a problem with you... everyone on the planet make mistakes no matter if the pros in the subject (in this case math) or newbies... so next time you see her tell her proudly your a math major and she can kiss your ass...

STVader 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 17:05

dont worry dude, everyone knows math majors aren't always good at arithmetic. I make really dumb addition mistakes all the time and I just tell my friends "I'm a math major, not an econ major. I don't use numbers." And its true. Honest to god I use more symbols and way less numbers than the econs. #49 epic win. Though pretty much everyone but two kids in my math class are real nerdy, and those two are major nerds on the inside anyways.