Love: Brain melt

Brain melt

By Anonymous - 03/03/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, while on a vacation, I tried to step out of myself and flirt with this boy who I thought was cute. He was going along with it and nodding so I thought it was working. Then he opened his mouth and I realized he didn't speak English. FML

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By needurlove - 15/04/2012 06:49 - United States - Sandpoint

Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time. Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English, I was the translator. The first thing he said to her was, "You are really pretty." I translated it as "I like other men." Later, they found out. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, in a crowded hallway, I saw the guy I fancy standing in front of me, with his arms open wide. Thinking he wanted to hug me, I wrapped my arms around him and stepped back. He looked at me like I was nuts. I then realised he was trying to hug the girl next to me. FML

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Spooky

By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2011 10:07 - United States

Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML

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Weirdo

By you're just creepy. - 11/12/2012 08:39 - Canada - Whitehorse

Today, I smiled at a new kid and started a conversation with him, just to be nice. He later sent me 24 messages describing how strong his love for me is. I'm scared to go to school tomorrow. FML

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By hoolagirl4422 - 20/09/2013 11:23 - Hong Kong - Kennedy Town

Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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strandedinalimo 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:11

Say yes, guys think it's hot. Or he'll just think you're special.

lisaaaar 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:13

WAHRGARBL. that's how you say hello :0. you has it in your head that girls were afraid to talk to him and look what happened :P

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imNotWavy 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:44

BUT HOW DID HE DIE??

elusivepoison 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:46

i like cookies :) :)

DGross 8

Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:50

lol 27 that was smoo...... .......

purgarus 6

Wednesday 3 March 2010 10:02

I was wondering this to!!!

lionandthelamb61 9

Wednesday 3 March 2010 10:03

OP, were you still staring at him when you posted this? Cause you're still "making non-coherent words"

strandedinalimo 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 10:10

Girls like foreign girls too!

Nobela 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 10:14

guys love girls who like foreign girls.

beccaaaaaaaa 5

Wednesday 3 March 2010 10:15

That really isn't a big deal. Every girl does stupid stuff in front of guys at one point or another. He probably just laughed it off and forgot about it. Next time just have something in mind that you want to say, so you don't go completely blank.

jamila123 5

Wednesday 3 March 2010 10:17

I have insomnia..

DGross 8

Wednesday 3 March 2010 10:36

Cool I had work... 3hrs of sleep ftw

MyThoughtsR 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 10:20

Keep trying and if it happens again then stop. regain urself and try talking 2 him. even just u name. I don't c how u can freeze up infront of someone. freezing up and not knowing what 2 talk about r 2 completly different things.