Love: Brain melt

Brain melt

By Anonymous - 03/03/2010 02:37 - United States

Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML

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You deserved it 29 690

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, while on a vacation, I tried to step out of myself and flirt with this boy who I thought was cute. He was going along with it and nodding so I thought it was working. Then he opened his mouth and I realized he didn't speak English. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 213

You deserved it 6 663

By needurlove - 15/04/2012 06:49 - United States - Sandpoint

Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time. Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English, I was the translator. The first thing he said to her was, "You are really pretty." I translated it as "I like other men." Later, they found out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 020

You deserved it 48 129

By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 519

You deserved it 8 392

Drugs, not hugs

By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, in a crowded hallway, I saw the guy I fancy standing in front of me, with his arms open wide. Thinking he wanted to hug me, I wrapped my arms around him and stepped back. He looked at me like I was nuts. I then realised he was trying to hug the girl next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 636

You deserved it 637

Spooky

By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 288

You deserved it 3 660

By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 597

You deserved it 3 297

By Anonymous - 24/10/2011 10:07 - United States

Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 246

You deserved it 6 048

Weirdo

By you're just creepy. - 11/12/2012 08:39 - Canada - Whitehorse

Today, I smiled at a new kid and started a conversation with him, just to be nice. He later sent me 24 messages describing how strong his love for me is. I'm scared to go to school tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 091

You deserved it 3 752

By hoolagirl4422 - 20/09/2013 11:23 - Hong Kong - Kennedy Town

Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 937

You deserved it 9 425

By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 519

You deserved it 5 096

strandedinalimo 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:11

Say yes, guys think it's hot. Or he'll just think you're special.

lisaaaar 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:13

WAHRGARBL. that's how you say hello :0. you has it in your head that girls were afraid to talk to him and look what happened :P

Comments

Igor_g5 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 19:03

If he smiled that's a good sign.

Igor_g5 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 19:14

I'm with my GF cuz she talked to me. I'm not good at approaching women. I'm afraid of rejection. I would be alone if she didn't talk to me first.

DGross 8

Wednesday 3 March 2010 19:40

It comes up every few threads she comments on... then usually the next person comments "She's 16 you know O.o" and then the comments die off...

jfarrow9703 11

Wednesday 3 March 2010 21:51

smoooooooth Casanova

xdinasaurzxrawrx 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 23:52

hahaha 74 is my hero! xD

youradhere 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 0:58

I have that. effect on women too.

Fentown_fml 4

Thursday 4 March 2010 3:15

Haha that's so cute!

ImaginaryFoe 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 3:58

#20 wins. Flawless victory

masquerade08 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 8:46

I'm surprised no one made a "he's a vampire" comment... That's would freeze up most chicks... or make them all drop their pants, particularly in this day and age. In other news, I have been in situations where I wanted to talk to the cute boy and was too scared to. But I've come to realize something. Pretty boys are whiny little things most of the time. I don't want to deal with someone else's giant ego.... I've got my own to deal with. So I tend to not like pretty boys. That and I tend to go for people with experience. Whether that be sexually, or in life, or in a particular things like acting, skydiving, race car driving, creative writing, or particle physics, or any number of things. If you are in expert in something I don't know much about, but am interested in, I am highly likely to be attracted to you. Back to the point, in my opinion, pretty boys aren't worth the trouble.