Pranks, Restaurants and Money: Brilliant

Brilliant

By BrokeAsFuck - 18/10/2012 23:52 - United States

Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML

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By tariel - 22/05/2018 21:08

Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML

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By weirdlaugh - 10/05/2015 22:08 - United States

Today, I planned a lunch out with my mom for Mother's Day. She seemed excited about it and "couldn't wait!" She never showed up. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 05:50 - United States

Today, I wanted to take my girlfriend to a nice dinner before prom. Her parents followed her in, and joined us to "keep an eye on me." They interrupted all our conversations, ate an expensive meal, then got up and walked out when the waitress brought the $95 check, leaving me to pay for it. FML

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By jackzz - 09/04/2015 07:55 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, at the restaurant I work at, my own mom refused to give a tip and complained to my boss. FML

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By User06606 - 29/09/2009 11:31 - United States

Today, I went to eat with my girlfriend, her parents and my mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML

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Mom of the year

By Yuni - 08/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant that I always go to, and one of the cute waiters gave me a discount. My mother called me a whore in the middle of the restaurant, then slapped me when I cried. FML

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By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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By embarrassed - 11/11/2011 15:17 - Canada

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

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MANNERS!

By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my mother gave me a reprimand for my table manners when I didn't ask for someone to pass the vegetables I could have gotten myself. She then let out a raunchy fart at the table, and had the nerve to yell, "Did you ask to be excused?!" as I vacated the area. FML

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By ashleyevans - 04/04/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML

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foxholeathiest 4

Friday 19 October 2012 8:45

What are parents teaching their kids these days?

BulldogHoops 14

Friday 19 October 2012 8:48

Sounds like quite the role model you've got there.

Comments

PuernDotCom 5

Friday 19 October 2012 9:17

Next time she tries to pull this trick make sure you run out first and take her wallet too. That will teach her!

Tempest559 12

Friday 19 October 2012 9:19

Either your mom has a good sense of humor or is "financially irresponsible"

br0ccoli 14

Friday 19 October 2012 9:38

This is why you don't eat in places you can't afford. The only free meal you ever get is in the womb.

blooperlala 1

Friday 19 October 2012 10:27

Haha really like your reference

LexieWins 0

Friday 19 October 2012 10:57

That's disgusting.

Rodders_SOTC 1

Friday 19 October 2012 9:55

Hate the game, not the player. Your mom is a legend.

zebraumicornz 6

Friday 19 October 2012 12:54

Isn't it hate the player NOT the game?

mvc3ftw 17

Friday 19 October 2012 14:17

I could hate them both just the same,thank you >.>

JPEllis 0

Friday 19 October 2012 10:06

Your mother must have a fetish for climbing out of windows in public restrooms.

bRower 3

Friday 19 October 2012 11:57

Please look up the definition of 'fetish.'

rikkidi 20

Friday 19 October 2012 10:21

You need to return the favor somehow

xalba 9

Friday 19 October 2012 10:27

Sounds to me as she already planned this out before even coming to the restaurant. FYL OP I feel sorry for people when they have heartless mothers.. That use their children. Hope ya'll work it put tho. She's your "mum" after all.