Buckle up

By Anonymous - 10/12/2011 02:55 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for a familiar reason; I apparently have night terrors that make me "Impossible to sleep in the same room with." I don't ever remember these dreams. Every other girlfriend I've had has ended up breaking things off with me for the same reason. FML
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Spike300 12

People rarely remember night terrors, not your fault. Just find a nice deaf girl.

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redmnky21 8

I think its time for some counseling night terrors can be serious and u can end up seriously hurting ur partner

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Troll_spray 6

If she dumped you for having night terrors she's a piece of shit. I hope a ghost haunts the bitch.

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Jirekianu2 19

This is one of those examples of a problem you gotta deal with. Either find a girl who sleeps like she's dead. Or get separate bedrooms.

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bizarre_ftw 21

I'm a combination! (to brag) A hurricane couldn't wake me up and I once beat someone up in my sleep! :D

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rwq891 4

Dude, there's meds for that.

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bizarre_ftw 21

See, I do the same thing, unless it's a bf. I think it has something to do with anxiety or stress, I suggest acupuncture, massages, therapy, and less shallow girlfriends (what a crappy reason to break up with someone)

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AllyCat23 9

My husband has had night terrors that he doesn't remember ever since he got back from his last tour in Iraq. You should definitely talk to your doctor about it.

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BellaMarta 19

Go to your doctor, bro.

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SilverFoxx 19

It's true, you cannot remember night terrors... It's a psychological thing, I forget why. Look it up if you're interested.

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foxfur 25

:( try slepping pills. Trazadone helped me through a similar issue

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Eiregal2 10

And hark! The beast calls ye in slumber to battle in demonic places of oh so crazylike zomg evilness, the enemy approached... It.. Is. LORD BEIBER!! Ruuuuun wake up man waaaakkkkeee uuipppp!!

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