Miscellaneous: Buckle up

Buckle up

By Anonymous - 10/12/2011 02:55 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for a familiar reason; I apparently have night terrors that make me "Impossible to sleep in the same room with." I don't ever remember these dreams. Every other girlfriend I've had has ended up breaking things off with me for the same reason. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2021 04:01

Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 03:14

Today, my girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was learning how to start having lucid dreams. She was convinced the only reason I could possibly want to have them was so I could cheat on her in my own dreams. FML

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By dreamdude - 20/09/2009 13:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I didn't fight some guy that started hitting her right in front of me... In a dream. She was totally serious. FML

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By Username - 20/08/2011 09:20 - United States

Today, the girl of my dreams that I've been dating for months called me. Apparently she's been having recurring nightmares of me cheating on her. She dumped me "just in case." FML

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Do you remember?

By Anonymous - 18/01/2016 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML

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By wtf - 03/05/2014 16:50 - Germany - Ramstein

Today, I had a nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. My girlfriend was in bed with me at the time, and swears I yelled out another girl's name. She considers this proof that I'm cheating on her, and now she won't even speak to me. FML

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Shame on you!

By Bjax - 11/10/2017 16:00

Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML

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Sounds reasonable…

By Immaculatedream - 27/07/2013 07:56 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 4 perfectly happy years together. The reason? He had a dream in which his dead former girlfriend from when he was 13 told him she still loved him. He now believes his dead childhood sweetheart is trying to contact him and I'm "in the way of their love." FML

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Spike300 12

Saturday 10 December 2011 8:30

People rarely remember night terrors, not your fault. Just find a nice deaf girl.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Saturday 10 December 2011 8:29

Oh no! What a nightmare D:

Comments

blah_de_blah 2

Sunday 11 December 2011 6:03

ok, as ridiculous as this may sound, my husband had the same issue, eat carbs right before bed... seriously cookies and milk. He no longer has night terrors.

kei1108 13

Sunday 11 December 2011 7:01

See a therapist. Or better yet, record yourself sleeping for a week, then watch it and find out what your saying! You should also have a tape recorder running at the same time in case you can't hear wha you're saying on the video. It's weird that I can't wait for you to solve the mystery...

_words_of_wisdom 4

Monday 12 December 2011 5:44

or he could go to a sleep specialist. they make you go to sleep and record not only your movements but brain patterns, the whole package.

BadSuerte 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 7:29

I think she's telling you something. They all are.

CessnaPilot 5

Sunday 11 December 2011 7:53

Set up a night vision camera and find out for sure.

beerankin 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 7:54

Get some medicine!

MrBrightsidexvi 6

Sunday 11 December 2011 8:20

Maybe see a psychologest

beckl 5

Sunday 11 December 2011 8:29

How many girlfriends have u had??

RainWind 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 8:43

My gf sleeps without her hearing aids, and my snoring can wake the dead. We also get front row tickets to just about everything. Hearing impaired girls rock.

NullPointer 20

Sunday 11 December 2011 11:09

You should just not spend the night with them. Sucks, but anyone who doesn't understand doesn't deserve you. If I'm willing to sleep with someone, I care about them enough to not be bothered that we can't sleep together.