Health, Awkward, Make up and Skincare: Burn!

Burn!

By morningeyes - 19/05/2009 14:19 - United States

Today, I was trying to remove a temporary tattoo my friend put on my cheek. When warm water and soap didn't work, I tried something else. Just so you know, Mr. Clean Magic Erasers do not, in fact, work by magic. Tell that to the massive chemical burn covering half my face. FML

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By jazzybell - 21/11/2011 00:29 - United States

Today, I found out that a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser will erase the paint right off your wall. FML

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By ouch - 08/03/2011 15:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to put this new piece of information to the test. FML

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By xXCHCKXx - 25/08/2023 08:00 - United States

Today, and for the past few days, my skin has been all blotchy and messed up so I tried a new face mask that was supposed to peel off easily. It ended up sticking to my skin like glue. I spent hours in front of the mirror trying to peel it off, one painful sliver at a time. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2023 14:00 - United States - Cordova

Today, I found a DIY beauty hack online, so as I had nothing better to do and my skin is a mess, I gave it a try. I mixed lemon juice with sugar to exfoliate my face. Little did I know, I had a tiny cut on my cheek. The lemon juice made it feel like my face was on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2012 21:48 - Japan

Today, I not only absent-mindedly tried to scrub the natural suntan from my arm, I also spent several long seconds wondering why it wouldn't come free. FML

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By Oliveisthenewora - 05/04/2016 05:55 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I tried a DIY face mask that involved using turmeric spice. After keeping it on for 20 minutes, I tried washing it off, but I couldn't get rid of the orange residue it had left behind. Guess who's going to work tomorrow looking like an Oompa Loompa. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2023 03:00

Today, I thought I could make my own skincare products from scratch, but I ended up with a weird, greasy concoction, which left a red mark on my hands. It's been two hours and the mark is still there, despite several washes. FML

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By Tingly - 16/08/2010 03:12 - United States

Today, I realized that that tingly feeling on my face when I put a new combination of acne wash, acne medication, and my usual moisturizer on was not, in fact, "it working." It was slowly peeling away the top layer of skin. I look and feel sunburned. I also still have acne and oily skin. FML

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By boreed - 27/12/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2012 19:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to be treated for chemical burns, because my mother got the bright idea of using paint thinner to clean me up after I'd painted our living room. FML

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monkeyz0r 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 23:24

LOL fail one time i put a backyardigans tattoo on my ass and it stuck to my underwear

Melodious 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 23:23

Smart. Not the best idea, now is it? Magic erasers are not for bodies.

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blondemoment 0

Friday 22 May 2009 0:10

Oh Shit! get well soon and thanks for the heads up because i feel like I would have done this eventually (hence the handle)

abberz274 0

Friday 22 May 2009 0:28

Hahaha I sooo did that once to get hair dye off my forehead. It worked fabulously but my skin burnt so bad for like a week.

MacKeracher 4

Friday 22 May 2009 2:49

ok, the commercials so work like magic not by magic

blondieex67 0

Friday 22 May 2009 4:11

ahahaa i wud sooo do that !

Sugar_lipsXo 0

Friday 22 May 2009 5:52

that sucks :( btw everyone is being really mean to you and you already have to deal with this burn! i hope it all works out for you xoxo x33

kisses_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 7:02

LMFAOOO. once i died my hair and it got all over my neck so i used one of those and my neck was sooooooooooo red.

itsajeannettey 0

Friday 22 May 2009 10:28

yeah a coworker did that on her wrist to remove highlighter...i felt bad for her

Scorponok 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 3:00

You're an idiot.

xPLDxPunisher 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 6:21

So did it work?

FoundManyLemons 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 21:33

Just because it says magic doesn't mean it really is.

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