Cars, Thief and Transportation: Bystander

Bystander

By Chops - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML

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You deserved it 4 523

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By tracelee - 03/03/2009 09:22 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

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You deserved it 13 246

By munchkin - 26/10/2009 06:35 - France

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

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You deserved it 42 495

By Lackadaisical - 15/01/2010 00:01 - United States

Today, I thought I'd be safe by looking before crossing a one way street unlike I normally do. Too bad I looked the wrong way and didn't see the car that hit me. FML

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You deserved it 35 652

By nerd - 18/06/2009 14:15 - Finland

Today, I was driving in my car when out of the corner of my eye I notice a car pulling up next to me trying to get past me. I speed up, so as not to let the car pass me. It took me a while before I noticed I was racing against the shadow of my own car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 322

You deserved it 76 324

By eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 746

You deserved it 56 004

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 56 311

By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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You deserved it 4 152

By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

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You deserved it 2 741

By Anonymous - 01/12/2015 09:49 - Australia - Corrimal

Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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You deserved it 234

mrcarmine 0

Monday 9 March 2009 15:15

NOOOOOO WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY shit, that ******* sucks. i'm sorry, buddy.

iampunk 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 5:27

'Cause you were there and would know right?

Comments

BalsaTouching 0

Monday 9 March 2009 17:29

Hope you called the police right away to report it stolen - good news is, you should know your own license plate number so hopefully they'll find it fast!

uscscreenwriter 0

Monday 9 March 2009 17:31

Exactly, #11. Do these people think the OP got on his phone immediately after the car drove by and updated this? I'm guessing he checked on his car.

blouuu_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 19:53

@#2 and 4, there are many ways to recognize quickly your car. Even if you have a popular model, you might have put some bumper stickers on it, have something hanging from the rearview mirror, have a custom license plate holder, a baby-on-board yellow sign, some kind of toy on the antenna, a flag... I have a popular model of car, and I can still see recognize it easily in a parking lot. Also, if some kind of crazy guy nearly ran over me, I'd try to get his license plate as he drives away... and would recognize mine, babyseats or not...

shibby123 0

Monday 9 March 2009 21:01

OMG that is absolutely hilarious it sucks but seriously look at the funny side!

fish1806 0

Monday 9 March 2009 21:25

@16 I dont think that the OP will find a funny side. No matter how hard he tries to find one.

802_CRU 0

Monday 9 March 2009 23:48

i don't believe it. yeah right! is it true or not?

jaymers 3

Tuesday 10 March 2009 2:45

That's just horrible. I've had 2 friends have their cars stolen within the last few days. Really sorry to hear it. Hope the police find the person and get it back! And WHO WOULD SAY YOU DESERVE THAT!!! Seriously wtf is wrong with people!!!

basketball03 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 5:25

OMFG thats shitty:| did u report it or follow them or see there face

audiogasmic 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 17:06

Dude that ******* sucks. To the people saying this isn't real, dont you think by the time the author of this got home to write this, they probably went to the parking spot their car was in and saw it was gone?

Taihen 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 22:51

That's the worst! Here's to hoping they don't blame you for stealing your own car! ...last time a car got stolen in our family we were blamed for stealing it. We were all asleep when it was stolen (late at night), woken up by the police asking if our car was missing over phone, and then my dad proceeded to freak out over the phone because he went to look outside to prove the car was there only to find that it wasn't. Needless to say, the insurance didn't wanna do much for us till they decided we didn't steal our own car. Good luck to you.