Call the cops

By sacrophage - 28/02/2010 04:30 - Canada

Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML
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blanka453 0

I hope he broke something, like his neck. oh and call the cops, get a restraining order or something

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Batman4890 0

he is clearly a good guy; you two should get back together :D I love a happy ending :D

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katiebeeeee 0

call the cops get a restraining order. something!!! I kind of no ur situation

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dugumit 0

u watched him walk by your house for 2 months and didn't do anything? obviously u liked the attention. get over yourself, you won't get sympathy from me.

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MndM 0

i agree with you obviously she liked the attention

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ani_fml 0

i agree with number 5 haha buy a wrist rocket

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Erindub 0

I love the Back to the Future, referance too. Its exactly what I was thinking when I read it

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emorottie 0

i thought this fml was going to involve google buzz.

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