Videos, Weird and Love: Call the cops

Call the cops

By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML

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By Sarah - 17/12/2012 12:25 - United States - Statesboro

Today, I had to break up with my boyfriend when I caught him installing cameras in my bathroom. FML

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By alyssac11 - 25/05/2010 04:55 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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By distressed - 05/11/2010 23:36 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML

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Today, I developed a roll of film I'd had sitting around for years. It was all images my ex had taken of him scrubbing his ass and toilet with my electric toothbrush, which I'd used for at least a month after our breakup. FML

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By Nina - 20/05/2022 12:00

Today, before third period I went to the restroom and tried to take a sexy Snapchat video to surprise my boyfriend. My video was ruined thanks to some slob in the next stall taking the loudest most explosive dump I've ever heard. FML

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By Toilettrash - 06/07/2012 10:51 - United States

Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By lostvideo - 24/08/2010 07:25 - Israel

Today, I realized that I hadn't seen my video camera in a while. After searching for several minutes in my room, I remembered that I had given it to my dad to hide before our month long trip (so even if someone broke into the house the video camera would be safe). He's forgotten where he hid it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML

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Monday 7 September 2009 12:05

EWWWWW!!!!

Nightfallz 0

Monday 7 September 2009 12:07

that's freaking wierd...

Comments

Matzaball300 0

Monday 7 September 2009 18:45

that must be one of the creepiest things ive ever heard. first- DELETE DELETE DELETE second- dump his sorry messed up ass third- call the freekin cops!!! thats so illegal!!! maybe u can make some money off him ;)

SaintJimmy 0

Monday 7 September 2009 18:46

Coprophile. Ew. I bet he beats off to 2 Girls 1 Cup, too.

snzizle 0

Monday 7 September 2009 18:47

er...maybe he was actually trying to tape you coming out of the shower?

GodOfBeer 5

Monday 7 September 2009 18:50

lol u all sound like sissies...call the cops..lol i bet they'd laught their ass off if she went and reported that...better tie him up in bed to play, shit on him and leave him there

made_of_fail 0

Monday 7 September 2009 18:50

That's creeper status, plain and simple. And to anyone who says 'oh maybe he was just curious if girls really poop', I'll agree that maybe, at one point, he was. But doing it for three months isn't curiosity - it's a violation of privacy! OP, ignore #21. That person doesn't poop because he / she's probably too busy throwing up his / her stomach contents and cannot be bothered sitting an ass down on the toilet because those size 000 jeans are calling and bulimia's in. But again, FYL. SRSLY.

17xVampx17 0

Monday 7 September 2009 18:54

He probably has a fetish that he was too embarrassed to tell his girl about. Sick but not really fyl, you just need to discuss boundary issues with him.

judgeymcjudge 0

Monday 7 September 2009 19:13

Hey man, if a person needs these kinds of boundaries *discussed* with them (as in "You may not film me while I am using the toilet") then there is something very much not right there, fetish or not. Srsly, dude. It's not something that should require discussion, like PDAs or who pays for the dinner. The "You may not film me while I am using the toilet" boundary kinda falls in with the "You may not shoot me in the face" boundary, or maybe the "You may not set me on fire" boundary.