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By Anonymous - 13/01/2013 05:27 - Canada

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Today, my husband suggested a way for us to "make some money" off our pregnancy. His great idea? Pregnancy porn. FML
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DocBastard 38

Your husband is an idiot. I mean seriously, "pregnancy ****"? What the **** is he thinking? Everyone knows its called preggo!

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Chel2010 10

I could see where he'd get the idea, I just found out I'm pregnant and my boyfriend and I have had a lot of....well....celebrating lol. Still weird though. Hopefully he won't mention it again lol.

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zandalee 19

Congrats!! I always feel horny when pregnant!

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Chel2010 10

93-Thanks :) this is my first lol.

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DocBastard 38

If the comedian isn't aware his joke delivery is terrible, he'll go on delivering them the same way. Hey, this could become an educational site! You could learn grammar, spelling, punctuation, how to use Google, and joke delivery! Didi, call me. We can do this.

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xOrion_fml 5

Mine wants to do the same thing. it's really irritating.

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

You find that only irritating? Really? I think it's a ******* disgrace. That you videotape yourself for your private fun, why not, but make money out of it? Having men jerking off while watching your wife pregnant with your child? That's one of the sickest FMLs I've read.

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EvilUndead 9

59, don't judge. Different people have (VERY) different moral values. For some couples such behavior is acceptable. If such behavior is not acceptable for YOU, then YOU shouldn't do it. By the way, in case you didn't know, some people are turned on by being watched, some people are okay with being **** stars, some people are okay with more than one partner, etc. If something like that disgusts you, perhaps you should learn more about sex?

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perdix 29

#59, just consider this: Some men (not me) like to show off their women to other men. To them, they feel they show their dominant status by allowing other men to fantasize about ******* their women while emphasizing that they actually are. This is just a strange manifestation of this. Sleep tight!

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EvilUndead 9

86, look, if both partners are happy with it, then I don't see the problem.

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GwylaFelidae 7

Well, my S.O. and I were seriously contemplating selling some live feed videos. Then a photographer friend of mine asked me to model nude for him. S.O. did not want me to do the photo shoot for my friend because he did not want someone we knew sexualizing me. Needless to say, the videos were nixed due to my not wanting to deal with double standards. Too bad I need the money...

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Enslaved 36

Well, I thought 26 was hella funny. I amuse easily at times. >.< .

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skyeyez9 24

Don't ever let him try and guilt you into making the videos. If you say No, then he should drop the subject. If you did go thru with the **** video, that video is forever on the internet! Imagine how your child will be ridiculed when.....it Will happen, when his/her friends find the video? Your coworkers? Your friends?

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sugarbear0727 19

My boyfriend would watch it. Haha. He tells me all the time that he wants to get me pregnant and film us fooling around so we can watch it together.

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skyeyez9 24

OP's husband want to SELL it over the internet, not keep the video to themselves and private. Big difference.

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MNBOY16 15

Sounds like a good idea...

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sugarbear0727 19

Well, yeah there's a big difference. But I wasn't saying my situation was exactly like the OP's. Just similar.

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perdix 29

If it's for the kid's college fund, OK, but I think it's going straight to your husband's weed-and-meth budget. You'd just better hope that your dad, brothers, neighbors and/or co-workers don't have a secret fetish for pregnancy **** ;) I have this phobia that I'll see a relative doing Internet **** -- luckily I'm engaging in a self-therapy program to overcome this potential disability.

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MNBOY16 15

Well it is hot for some people! Oh hell, it's been awhile I would watch!

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