Pregnancy, Porn and Intimacy: Cash grab - FML

Cash grab

By Anonymous - 13/01/2013 05:27 - Canada

Spicy

Today, my husband suggested a way for us to "make some money" off our pregnancy. His great idea? Pregnancy porn. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 12/04/2014 05:24 - United States

Spicy

Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML

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The Based Family

By Amaaaaaaaaaanda - 17/02/2021 00:30

Today, my temporarily unemployed husband had a brain wave. I'm five months pregnant and we have a 4-year-old. He thinks we should start a family vlog on YouTube, so we can get rich. I hate those awful family vlogs with a passion. FML

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By U_U - 20/10/2013 19:20 - United States

Spicy

Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML

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Busting makes me feel good

By Anonymous - 03/02/2023 12:00

Spicy

Today, my husband suggested we start making pornos online to make ends meet. I told him, “You bust so quickly, it’ll have to be a TikTok.” He’s been pouting all day. FML

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By sigh - 07/11/2015 05:39 - Australia - Rockdale

Spicy

Today, my husband is sulking because he "can't" have sex with me. I've tried initiating things multiple times, but he keeps saying no, because I'm pregnant and he says it'd be exactly the same as having sex with his own kid. FML

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Oh, so sexy

By quarantine15 - 28/04/2020 14:00

Spicy

Today, I tried to be sexy and asked my husband of 6 years if he wanted to "put a baby in me." He shook the recent belly fat I gained and asked, "Is there room for a baby in there?" FML

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By crazy mother in law - 17/12/2012 18:48

Spicy

Today, my husband told my mother-in-law that we're trying to have a baby. She decided to call me and explain in extreme detail what positions to try, and when. FML

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Great plan, kiddo

By Anonymous - 15/02/2023 16:00

Spicy

Today, my daughter confessed to me she is pregnant from a guy she had a three-minute hook up with in an alley with, but I shouldn’t worry because she’ll make plenty of money from her OnlyFans, since lots of guys like pregnancy porn, Plus it gives her a real good reason to quit smoking. I'm gobsmacked. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2014 23:59 - Canada - Halifax

Spicy

Today, I finally found out why my husband is always so eager and happy to buy me whatever I am craving during my pregnancy. It's because it gives him an excuse to meet up with his mistress and have a quickie. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2013 17:27 - United States - Bessemer

Spicy

Today, I announced my pregnancy to my husband. He responded with, "Well shit, when do these faucets turn on?" and started honking my boobs. FML

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DocBastard 38

Sunday 13 January 2013 13:45

Your husband is an idiot. I mean seriously, "pregnancy ****"? What the **** is he thinking? Everyone knows its called preggo!

electrorange 13

Sunday 13 January 2013 13:38

MILF, anyone?

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Smartdumbblonde 27

Sunday 13 January 2013 17:22

Thats just....strange...

mistercrow 9

Sunday 13 January 2013 18:45

Oh goodness! Wouldn't that be so awkward telling your kid about 10 years from now, "Hey honey, guess what, you starred in our porno before you were even born!;D" Just so much mental damage ....O_o and your man sounds like he is kinda creepy...just sayin

jlarae12 10

Sunday 13 January 2013 19:09

Some people totally get turned on by pregnant women. And that's some money if you think about it ;) pays the bills?

Iniezian 18

Sunday 13 January 2013 20:26

Today, I was browsing through **** videos, when I came across a pregnancy one from 20 years ago. Intrigued, I clicked it, and saw my parents. My mom was obviously pregnant with me. I want to puke. FML

Hammer01 8

Sunday 13 January 2013 20:42

Why not??

StanSmith2013 26

Sunday 13 January 2013 20:50

That is a new one. At least he still finds you attractive when your pregnant :)

ice723 5

Sunday 13 January 2013 21:47

website so I can watch sounds hot

pumpkinhead250 3

Sunday 13 January 2013 23:52

Very hot & smart idea! Never be ashamed to show your body. Just do it tastefully, more MILFy and less trashy. Keep us posted

squid93 9

Sunday 13 January 2013 23:59

Pregnancy **** is so sexy. I love to look at naked pregnant women on the internet. It is a huge turn on for me, so sexy, most are not able to shave and have a sexy bush too! You should do it!

CheeseHater 23

Monday 14 January 2013 2:13

*Can't tell if serious, or just trolling*

akiahara 14

Wednesday 16 January 2013 23:51

You lost me at sexy bush.

trulymickeyj 13

Monday 14 January 2013 0:16

I would slap him. That's so retarded.

blueocean43 2

Monday 14 January 2013 20:59

Sorry, how does assaulting him help this situation again?

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Today, my fiancée informed me she wants us to go on a cruise for her birthday. I replied, "Ahhh cruise ships, the Walmart of the Seven Seas." She threw a mixer at my feet and told me I ruin everything. FML

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Today, I went to the doctor's to find out why I was producing small amounts of milky liquid from my nipples, even though I'm not pregnant. When she asked me to show her, I squirted on her shirt. FML

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Today, my new roommate woke me up at noon to bitch about my "selfish sleeping habits" and how they ruin her ability to invite anyone over. I work the graveyard shift at the hospital. FML

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