Work, Awkward and Intimacy: Casual perv

Casual perv

By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was ringing an old man up in the local grocery store when I had realized all he was buying was 3 bottles of vodka and a box of condoms. While I was loading the bags into his cart he laid his hand on my shoulder and told me, "I'd take you home with me but chances are I would be arrested". FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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He's a good man

By no booze, no boyfriend - 04/06/2013 20:31 - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML

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By yournick - 31/01/2011 21:23 - Canada

Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML

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By useless pos - 01/03/2013 00:48 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML

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Congratulations, you played yourself

By danielle - 23/04/2009 07:16 - United States

Today, my friend and I wanted to get some alcohol (we're under 21). We went to a liquor store and asked a random guy to go in and buy us some vodka. After giving him $20, he said he had to go turn off his car, then he'd get us the drinks. He got in his car and drove off, with my $20. FML

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Sting

By gimme beer - 13/06/2023 18:00

Today, when I went to the gas station to buy beer, some underage punk outside asked me to buy him booze. I told him to get bent, but the dumbass cashier had seen me talking to him, and refused to let me buy alcohol because, "This is obviously a sting." FML

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By NotBeingPaidEnough - 03/03/2016 13:17 - United Kingdom - London

Today, a crazy homeless guy got angry because I wouldn't sell him a bottle of vodka at half price. He got so irrationally mad, he put his fingers down his throat, and threw up on my checkout counter. FML

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By killmenow - 10/09/2012 17:52 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML

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Let em in

By Kerrilyn - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was waiting in the car while my mom went into a store to get beer. A few minutes later, some guy was knocking on my window, telling me to open the door. I started cursing him out, thinking I was getting attacked. Turns out he worked there and was putting the beer in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2013 14:29 - United States - Greenwood

Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML

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littlemuffet 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:38

Was he hot?

Roxas_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:37

Wow, creepy.

Comments

12frisbees 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 14:47

creepy!

Carribu 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 15:25

DEAD @ #7 #17, seriously, where DO you live lmao. Anyway, yeah this does seem a little fake, but hey. If you're underage, you're underage. Maybe you should stop shakin' the goodies while you're working.

babymanda 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 16:42

eww. i would have pukedddd.

sirfuzzitoes 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 16:49

first off #16 has a point. DON'T POST DUMB STORIES THAT AREN'T FMLs! it was kinda funny, yes, but doesn't belong on here. i do hope to god you're either a young boy or you went home with him, or both. and secondly, there are a lot of places that don't sell liquor (or any other alcohol for that matter) in grocery stores. Pennsylvania is one of those places, dry counties, like Smith county in Texas also don't sell alcohol in grocery stores.

RDMC20 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 16:57

Mention that he forgot his viagra and tell him you wouldnt be interested. That'll shut his old perv ass up.

nomadxx7 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 17:18

Wow, everyone's life is f*cked because an old dude paid on compliment that he'd like to do ya. The world as we know it is done. Honestly, I've had old ladies grab my junk and pat my ass before while at work. Roll with the punches people. You honestly think some guy making a comment about taking you home is offensive and a FML needs to get their head checked. When they grope you you can complain. As for me, I'll take it as it comes because 1) I'm a guy 2) I don't care and 3) it's a compliment in disguise (plus they were kind of hot in a milf/cougar type of way - maybe I'm just a pervert).