Love: Catchy turn of phrase

Catchy turn of phrase

By boinger - 03/06/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, I meant to express to my friends that I was enamored with a young saleswoman I had encountered at a store. I wanted to tell them that she was quite petite and that I am, in general, attracted to petite women. Instead I said, "You know? I like little girls." FML

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By SaraSkyWolf - 17/10/2018 22:00

Today, we didn't have much to do at work, so I struck up a conversation with a coworker I have a crush on - a girl with one arm. I wanted to tell her I thought she was pretty, but I ended up saying I thought she looked like a pirate queen. FML

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By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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By Teddy Bear - 12/01/2019 16:00

Today, while working in a kids' shop, I absent-mindedly called a small person with his mum a little man. I then hear a deep man's voice say "I'm not a little man." FML

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No

By grlks - 19/02/2009 07:08 - United States

Today, I told a girl that I liked her. She replied, "Don't." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 19:00 - Ireland - Navan

Today, at work, I bumped into what looked like a small child and said, "Sorry, little man". Turns out he actually was a little person. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 17:53 - United States

Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML

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Honesty

By bridezilla - 31/12/2014 07:47 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was trying on wedding dresses with my future sister-in-law who is a little bigger than me. We tried on a similar dress and she said it looked better on me because I'm skinny. Instead of saying, 'No way' or 'It looks great on you', I accidentally said 'Yeah, I know'. FML

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She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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You deserved it 1 431

By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 14:00

Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2014 10:55 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML

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CLINTRONxD 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 16:04

You're right, That totally sucks. But it is hilarious

ohmygawdz 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 16:07

I bet you do, you little boinger you.

Comments

mylifeisfuckedd 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 20:29

#27-maybe they're trying to say he soundsss like a creeper, not that he is a creeper

Turnip_Girl 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 20:43

Well, as a woman barely 5' tall, I'll overlook the accidental Pedobear and just say 'thanks' for the compliment, instead. ;)

Scotticus117 11

Wednesday 3 June 2009 20:48

you use such sophisticated vocabulary until you said "i like little girls" lol, i mean enamored how about just say you're in love with her jeez. YDI though. it doesn't matter what size a girl is unless they're really fat i mean like girls for who they are.

Rakayum 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 20:49

why did you type that like a fag.

rocker8877 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 20:53

You're a ******* pediphile

Foolycooly 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 20:54

Hahahahaha ...hahaha..haha ha It's cool dude I like shortys to

swimdancelive 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 21:04

HA! PEDOOOO!!! lol jk. but thats hilarious! : D

sexybunny33 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 21:09

That makes u sound really yuckie!!!! I can only imagin how hard it friends laughed cuz I would b crackin up!!

mylifeisfuckeddd 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 21:11

i think these kind of FML's should have stopped at the Hitler one

chesspoly 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 21:16

eh, it's alright. I like em young too. There is a 15 year old chick I wanna plow. I'm gonna be 20...and you know what, shes down for it too. I like little girls, and I'm damn well proud of it.