Love: Catfished

Catfished

By phonesage - 13/12/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

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You deserved it 10 457

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 13:39 - United States - Revere

Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 469

You deserved it 1 118

By William Johnson - 26/12/2013 23:57 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 5 822

By Noname - 08/03/2009 13:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML

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You deserved it 3 014

Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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You deserved it 337

By imwrong - 10/02/2009 11:59 - Philippines

Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

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You deserved it 66 610

By brother love - 13/08/2010 05:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

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You deserved it 3 931

By f*** - 06/03/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML

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You deserved it 7 375

Awks

By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 21:23 - United States - Plaquemine

Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML

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You deserved it 3 510

By GDBeast - 09/01/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML

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You deserved it 6 317

By octoberrain - 10/10/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML

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You deserved it 3 075

Doortje 29

Tuesday 14 December 2010 0:58

And the address didn't tip you off?

Ninjafriends 1

Tuesday 14 December 2010 1:01

Let's hope you didn't fap to this "girl"

Comments

torio123 27

Tuesday 14 December 2010 5:25

well apparantly you ARE the most gullible member of the family

agm2010 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 6:32

at least u weren't Like.."oh hey bro, u know [her name here] tooo?!!!??

capricaz 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 6:36

That's just cruel :(

Ynunez 3

Tuesday 14 December 2010 6:53

damn... I'm sorry OP that's just not cool ._.

libbysmalls 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 6:57

epic haha!

califbob 3

Tuesday 14 December 2010 7:10

You are a Douche Nugget!

mickeyroxsox 2

Tuesday 14 December 2010 7:44

lol that sucks

Mons_fml 27

Tuesday 14 December 2010 8:15

oh god! ******* sadists!

klong91 7

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:09

you should know better then going to the house of someone you've suposedly never met.

faenyx 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 9:26

you deserve it for thinking that was actually "love", sorry but that is just degrading for everyone else who actually is.

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Today, I slept maybe fifteen hours. I'm supposed to be getting better but I'm not sure if I am and that scares the hell out of me. My room is a mess and I'm hungry. Maybe if i just get one sweet kiss, I'll be alright. I'm trying. I think? I don't know. Sometimes I just feel like there's something wrong with me. FML

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Today, I was walking my dog when we passed by a group of teenagers. My social anxiety urged me to appear like a cool, confident adult, so I threw a stick for my dog to fetch, expecting him to dash off as usual. Instead, he sat down and stared at me like I was crazy. One of the kids said, “He’s got more sense than you.” My dog barked in agreement. FML

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Today, I caught my husband modeling my cute floral panties. All he could manage to say was "I love you." FML

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Today, I got a call from my boyfriend, who was half asleep at 3 am, saying he was yelling my name because he needed toilet paper. We don’t even live together. FML

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Today, after giving my kids a lengthy bedtime lecture about the merits of being responsible, I thought about all the chores I had left to do, promptly ate ice cream in the shower, and went to bed. FML

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Today, I nailed every single move in my routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finished off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML

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You deserved it 3 376

Today, my dad opened my fridge, let rip a horrible fart into it, then closed it and said "There ya go, a little somethin' for supper." FML

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You deserved it 1 753

Today, I found out the promise ring my boyfriend of 4 months gave me used to be his ex-girlfriend's. FML

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